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Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Rachel: I know isnt it? Its like Im right there with Joshua.
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua.]
Joshua: (entering) Hey, Rachel.
Joshua: Whats up? Youre voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Joshua: Great!
Joshua: (sitting) You okay?
Joshua: Do I?
Joshua: Yeah, sure-sure, yeah, were-were-were-were-were clicking.
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-Im not too sure I agree with that.
Joshua: What?! (Gunther is listening in.)
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, youre a real special lady, but my divorce isnt final yet and, and, and weve been on four days, so Im thinking "No, but thanks."
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
Rachel: Three people. Joshuas not gonna be there.
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Joshua: I gotta go.
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joshua: No, no, no, shes nice but, yknow, it just it made me realize that Im just not, Im just not ready to be dating, yknow?
Joshua: But, I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachel is still dressing Joshua. He is trying on a pair of pants.]
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Joshua: Umm, that was really great, but I-I gotta take-off actually.
Joshua: (coming in from a changing room) Okay!
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, continued from earlier.]
Joshua: Yeah! I mean youre-youre beautiful and smart and sophisticateda lot of this isnt based on tonight.
(They all stand up and go over to Phoebe to feel the baby, preventing Rachel from kissing Joshua.)
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Joshua: I invested in this night-club and its opening tonight, would you like to come?
Chandler: Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? (Points to the living room.)
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Joshua: Wow! That would be great.
Joshua: My marriage like just ended, and Im really not ready to get into anything yet.
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
Joshua: and even though none of the other kids believed me, I swear to God, that duck pushed me!
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Originally written by Transcribed by Joshua Hodge
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Originally written by Adam Chase. Transcribed by Joshua Hodge.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didnt even get to Italy?
Joshua: Hi. (He has just returned.)
Originally written by Betsy Bornes Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Joshua: Well, I guess this is uh, I guess this is it.
Rachel: Its Joshua.
Joshua: Hi, Im Joshua.
Joshua: Ah, thats okay, thanks.
Joshua: Well, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well my ex-wife
Joshua: What do you think?
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: All right, thank you so much for all your help.
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: Also large?
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Joshua: Gloves?
Rachel: Joshua.
Rachel: Its Joshua.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Joshua: You okay? (Rachel swallowed it whole and is not hacking like a heavy smoker in the morning.) You all right? (Rachel walks away, coughing.)
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Joshua: Yknow, they ruin it for everybody.
Joshua: Oh great! (He tries on the coat.) Wow! Yeah, its comfortable.
Joshua: Why not?!
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
Joshua: Hi!
Joshua: Nice uh, costume.
Joshua: Hey!
Joshua: Well, what was supposed to happen?
Joshua: But
Joshua: Because I-I like you.
Joshua: Yeah.
Joshua: But
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Rachel: Oh my gosh, Joshua!
Joshua: Okay.
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
Joshua: Okay uh, however
Joshua: Im sorry, I, I just need a little time.
Joshua: No, theyre-theyre all true.
Joshua: Then uh, whats-whats this? (Shows her the real anti-theft device.)
Rachel: Me, Fledermaus, great. I really(motions to Joshua.)
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
Joshua: Behind you?
Joshua: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!
Joshua: Uhh, Rachel, my parents
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Joshua: So, all right.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Joshua: Oh my God!
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
Joshua: There you go.
Joshua: (coming back in) Im sorry.
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Joshua: Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.
Rachel: Yknow who doesnt even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.