words in movies
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Kathy: No, I... I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
(Kathy enters (Because shes listed in the credits).)
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Kathy: You really didn't have to. (Opens the box) Wow.
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Kathy: By being in a box?
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
(Kathys co-star rips her blouse off and buttons go flying into the audience, and one hits Ross. Chandlers mouth is on the floor.)
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Kathy: Wasnt Nick funny when he couldnt get his match lit?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. Youre accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
(Kathy leans in really close and Chandler mouths "Oh my God." She moves around in front of him and kneels at his feet.)
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Kathy: (interrupting) Oh, it looks great!
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathys play.]
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]
Kathy: (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
Kathy: Horrible!
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!