words in movies
[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathys play.]
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: If you want it to be.
(Kathys co-star rips her blouse off and buttons go flying into the audience, and one hits Ross. Chandlers mouth is on the floor.)
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Wasnt Nick funny when he couldnt get his match lit?
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. Youre accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: With a K.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Oh.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?