words in movies
[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathys play.]
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: If you want it to be.
(Kathys co-star rips her blouse off and buttons go flying into the audience, and one hits Ross. Chandlers mouth is on the floor.)
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Wasnt Nick funny when he couldnt get his match lit?
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. Youre accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Kathy: Horrible!
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Hi.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: You have really great hair.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.