words in movies
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Kathy: Wasnt Nick funny when he couldnt get his match lit?
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
(Kathy leans in really close and Chandler mouths "Oh my God." She moves around in front of him and kneels at his feet.)
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. Youre accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?
Kathy: (interrupting) Oh, it looks great!
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: A Theatre, Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathys play.]
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Joey: No, things are fine with Kathy. Im having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]
Kathy: (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Kathy: Horrible!
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Kathy: Hi.
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Oh my God!
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: Okay.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Oh please!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Well....
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.