words in movies
(Kathy enters (Because shes listed in the credits).)
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
Kathy: Umm, (moves her hands down to his butt) I love this touchy. Can I take it to work with me?
Chandler: (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. Hes running a little late, he says hes sorry.
Kathy: Horrible!
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: Oh.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.