words in movies
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: Hi.
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Yeah, they teamed us up as partners. Joey picked three scenes for us to do; all of them had us making out.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: Hey!
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: What?!
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Chandler: [to Kathy] Goodnight.
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
(Kathy enters (Because shes listed in the credits).)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Kathy: No, I... I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book.
Kathy: By being in a box?
Kathy: You really didn't have to. (Opens the box) Wow.
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Kathy: Wasnt Nick funny when he couldnt get his match lit?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
(Kathys co-star rips her blouse off and buttons go flying into the audience, and one hits Ross. Chandlers mouth is on the floor.)
(Kathy leans in really close and Chandler mouths "Oh my God." She moves around in front of him and kneels at his feet.)
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Kathy: Okay, so let me just get this straight. Youre accusing me of cheating on you, and insulting my performance?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and