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[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
Kathy: Oh.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: By being in a box?
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Oh my God!
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Well....
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: What?!
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Hi!
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.