words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Kathy: Oh my God, is it really that bad?
Kathy: Oh.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: (going over to the box) Chandler?
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: By being in a box?
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Chandler: Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Yknow who also has great hair is Joey!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: Hi.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: Thank you!
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: Well....
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: What?!
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: Hi!
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Kathy: Checking to see if its even.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Kathy: I forgot my purse.
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Kathy: Hey Rachel!
Chandler: Uh Kathy, with K or a C?