words in movies
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Chandler: Its-its about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
Chandler: Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to The Mod Squad starts to play. First, a car almost hits him and then gets mustard splashed on him as he runs by a hot dog vendor.) Kathy! (He keeps running and gets tangled up in the leashes of five dogs, in desperation he throws his paper.) Fetch! Fetch it! (He frees himself and resumes the chase) Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! (He now trips and falls into a pile of garbage, he tries to get up and scream her name again but he has a piece of spinach in his mouth. He gets out of the garbage and starts crossing the street by running over the hoods of a couple of cabs.) Kathy! (He jumps in front of her and out of breath he says) Kathy.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: Hi! (Kisses Chandler) Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Kathy: Hi.
Chandler: (sees Kathy is up watching TV) Hi!
Kathy: You're kidding! Oh, I love him.
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: Oh please!
Kathy: With a K.
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Kathy: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Kathy: Okay.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Kathy: Hey!
Kathy: (to Chandler) We were just talking about you.
Joey: Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Kathy: Well....
Kathy: Thank you!
[Kathy enters]
Kathy: Hey.
Kathy: Not your type?! She's gorgeous!
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Kathy: I'll be in in a minute.
Kathy: Oh, okay.
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Kathy: So is Joey around?
Kathy: Oh.
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Kathy: Looks good.
Kathy: No, but thats bad!
Kathy: Okay. Bye.
Kathy: Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you
Kathy: What?!
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Kathy: Oh, jeez. (Hits him)
Kathy: I uh, dont really have a preference. You?
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: No. No, Kathy.
Joey: No-no, Kathy.
Chandler: I kissed Kathy.
Kathy: Oh.
Joey: Ill get it. (Its Kathy.)
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Kathy: Why not? Whats going on?
Kathy: (sees its Joey) Oh.
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Kathy: No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Kathy: Hi!
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Kathy: Yeah.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
[Scene: Kathys play, Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play.]
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Kathy: No, I really did forget my purse.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
(Ross and Chandler have stunned looks on their faces as Kathy and her co-star start making out.)
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Joey: We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that Ill be there as soon as I can.
[Kathy whispers something in Joey's ear]
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
[Scene: A street, Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by.]
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Joey: (to Kathy) I'll be right back. (to Chandler) What was that?