words in movies
Joey: I dont have a key, they took mine to give to you.
Joey: No thats not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
Phoebe: Well why dont you use your key?
Mr. Treeger: Because by the time I find it on this thing (Holds up a huge key ring with a thousand keys on it), the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. (To the fireman) Come on! Hurry up.
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
Ross: But thats not enough. So So heres a key to my apartment. (Hands her his key.)
(Monica points the remote at her TV, and punches out a key combination from the book, but the dreaded SAP logo remains and Spanish still comes forth.)
(Joey leaves to get the copy of the key.)
Rachel: You gave her a key to your apartment?!
Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Monica: Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.
EDDIE: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doin' downstairs?
(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam, someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes, and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)
ROSS: Kiwi? Kiwi? I thought it was a key lime pie.
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Monica: Hes not boring! Hes just-hes just low key.
Rachel: Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?
Monica: No, its not a sign! Its a very old key!
Rachel: Oh, Chandler!! All right, this is it! (Grabs the key) You never see Joanna again!
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
Chandler: The keys stuck in the lock.
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
Chandler: Its an old key!
{Transcribers Note: She puts the key into the ignition, which is on the left side of the steering wheel. Does anyone know why that is? Its a tradition left over from Porsches racing history. The worlds greatest endurance race is the 24 Hours of LeMans. Which is in France and runs for 24 hours straight from noon on Saturday through the dark of night and finishes at noon on Sunday. In the 60s LeMans had a unique start where the drivers would actually start the race outside of the car and across the track. At the start of the race, the drivers would run across the track, get in the car, buckle up, start the car, and drive off. Porsche wanted to reduce the amount of time that took. Since all cars to that point had the ignition switches on the right side of the steering wheel, that required the drivers to use their right hand to grab the seat-belts, put the car in gear and start it. The drivers left hand did nothing. Porsche in order to save a few seconds in a 24-hour race; moved the ignition switches to the left side of the steering wheel so that the driver could start the car with his left hand while grabbing the seat-belts with his right hand. Thats why every Porsche car built since then has the ignition on the left side of the steering wheel.}
Mr. Geller: Its the key to my Porsche. Well, the key to your Porsche.
Ross: All right! I want my key back!
[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]
Phoebe: Give her a key to your apartment.
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you... If you want your key back, I totally understand.
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
Phoebe: Ugh, okay Sherlock! (Hands over the key.)
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Ross: Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Phoebe: Because patience is the road to understanding (she thinks) which ... is the key... to a happy heart.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Phoebe: All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!
Rachel: Oh! Well lets look for them. (Finds some under one of the couch cushions. It has a pink, fuzzy ball on the key chain.) Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?
Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies!