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(Rachel goes look for Joey. She sees him and Charlie kissing passionately.)
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
[In the bathroom Susie and Chandler are kissing. She backs into a stall.]
[They start kissing.]
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
[Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. Rachel starts laughing.]
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Were practically kissing. (Makes a kissy face and winks at him.)
Phoebe: Oh. (they start kissing again)
(They pause, and they the start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they start to lie down on the pool table.)
Chandler: Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly.]
Phoebe: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Monica: Ill call you back. (starts kissing him)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
PHOEBE: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing (Chandler and Monica, give her a look that says 'think about it') Ooh.
Phoebe: I dont know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Ross: Oh waithold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
(Joey turns around and sees them kissing.)
Joey: Well Ahh, (he sees Kate and the director kissing) yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Chandler: Oh, good! (They start kissing.)
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
[Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.]
Ross: When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... (Ross glares at him) you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look...? I can usually make it go away by kissing her... (Ross continues to glare at him and Chandler leans in as if he's going to kiss Ross)
Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)
(Joey goes to the door, but stops and looks through the window at Janice and the Mattress King, her ex-husband, kissing.)
(Ross finally looks at the woman kissing Mark.)
Chandler: Wh-wh-why, wh-why, why, why was there kissing!? There should be no kissing!!
Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.
Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. (They start kissing.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Chandler: Well you coulda tried, not kissing him.
Joey: Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think hes such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that youre with Ross okay and imagine that youre kissing him. And youre-youre running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross its some kind of grease, itsuck! Hah?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye.]
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
Ross: I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
(The kissing couple doesnt move.)
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Rachel: Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.
Chandler: Okay. (They start kissing.)
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Rachel: (looks around for the camera) Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you.
[Scene: A street, Chandler is kissing Ginger.]
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Chandler: And lots of kissing your neck.
Ross: No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Chandler: And no kissing your neck.
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Manny: What's with the kissing?
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!
Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
(They move on the couch and start kissing again. Joey does his grazing on Rachel’s thigh and she slaps his hand)
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie...
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
(Joey and Rachel start kissing)
(they start kissing but someone knocks at the door)
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Ross: Cool! (They start kissing again and Chandler looks shocked)
[Scene: Ross' apartment, Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon (the original, not that cruddy Urge Overkill version) is playing. Ross and Celia are kissing passionately.]
(They start kissing and Joey starts to undo her bra, but fails completely)
(Joey walks in and sees Ross and Charlie kissing. He gives a faint, rueful smile, then he seems to recollect something and suddenly he moves back to Rachel's room. He knocks on her door and she opens)
[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]
Ross: This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
(They start kissing again and, when Joey grazes her thigh, she slaps him on his hand again)
RACHEL: OK. [start kissing again and Rachel starts lauging again]
Joey: Okay. I went down to the Mattress King showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband.
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Melanie: Well, now we've gotta find something fun for you! (she starts kissing his chest)
Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking
Rachel: Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!
Chandler: Im so tired. (She starts kissing him.) Yeah okay, but no foreplay.
(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)
ROSS: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!
(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)
Ross: Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.
[Scene: The Airport Ticket Counter, Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served.]