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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.]
[knock at the door]
Rachel: That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock
RACH: Oh God, even his knock is boring.
(There is a knock on the door.)
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
Chandler: Knock, knock.
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Theres a knock on the door.]
(They both try to slowly extricate themselves from Ross, but theres a knock on the door that awakens him.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers.]
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
[Scene: Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
Chandler: You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.
Phoebe: (at the door) Knock, knock, knock.
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, theres a knock on the door.]
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
JOEY: Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Ross: Okay, okay! Im going. Im going. (goes across the hall to knock on another door.)
Monica: Okay, knock yourself out, Larry.
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
(They all throw their pieces back as there is a knock on the door.)
(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebes door.)
(There's a knock on the door.)
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
(Theres a knock on the door. The gang is stunned and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)
(There is a knock on the door.)
Jen: Sure, I'll just get my coat. (There's a knock on the door.) Could you get that?
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]
(There is a knock on the door.)
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]
(Theres a knock on the door and Rachel opens it to a little girl.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
Ross: A lot of people are thankful for those. < knock on door>
(There is a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]
(Theres a knock on door, and Phoebe opens it.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Joey: Okay. Thats good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what youre gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Joey again.) Dont you people ever knock?!
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it.]
(door knock, Monica enters)
(knock on door, Ross opens, it's a woman)
Rachel: Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!
(Rachel nods.� There is a knock on the door.)
Phoebe: Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.
Dr. Green: You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! Im gonna kill you!!
(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's unpacking after moving in. There's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
Phoebe: C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!
Chandler: Rach, Rach, knock knock.
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (Theres a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
ESTL: Stop saying you're not talented, you're very talented. It's just with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya? [a knock on the door] Oooh, ooh, I'll talk to you later.
(A knock on the door. Rachel swiftly opens it)
[Scene: house next to the one the Bings are moving into. Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door.]
[Scene: Richards Apartment, hes smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door. He gets up and opens the door to reveal ]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. Theres a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]
Phoebe: Yeah. Youre just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. Youre like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
Joey: Oh yeah? (opens up the center and takes out the stereo) If I cant, Ill knock five bucks off the price off the unit.