words in movies
Chandler: Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often.
Monica: I don't know who I'm happiest for...
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Monica: All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house.
Joey: You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!
Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?
Maitre d': I know. With Gukki
Rachel: Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there.
Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?
Chandler: You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.
Ross: Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it.
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Rachel: No, it's okay, you didn't know.
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Monica: Joey, we know that's you.
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Ross: Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)
Rachel: No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.
Rachel: Ross, you know what? (looks over to the door and sees security staring at them) Okay, let's talk about it later, there comes security. (Takes her box and leaves. Ross follows her and then returns for the chair. He stands for a moment, then pushes it quickly in the general direction Rachel went into, and out of the camera's view, and then nonchalantly walks away)
Joey: Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great.
Joey: That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!
Mike: Do you even know what a banana hammock is?
Ross: That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
Ross: We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Joey: I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?
Mackenzie: (at the other end of the line) I don't know... You know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear. Hold on. (she puts the phone at the bears ear)
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Joey: Uh, yknow, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.
Monica: (loudly) I know!!!
Joey: You dont think I know that!
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Rachel: I know, I know. I went a little crazy.
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Rachel: Yeah, yknow what? Dont look at it. (Realizes the display is their living room) Seriously, dont look at it. (Tries to pull Phoebe away.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Janine: They said stuff to me too, yknow!
Chandler: (To Monica) Yknow I think you can take her.
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Joey: Well, when its not right, you know it.
Ross: Yknow what would cheer you up?
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
CHANDLER: Look, you know what? If this is the way you feel, then maybe you should take it.
Rachel: (thinks) I dont know.
Phoebe: I dont know. (Pause) Me neither.
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Monica: Its wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
Phoebe: Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
Monica: I know. Where do you wanna go eat?
Ross: Okay, I think I might know why my parents dont like you.
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Ross: Hey, yknow if you want to pick up some extra cash? Some friends of mine made good money doing telemarketing.
Phoebe: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
Rachel: Wow, you know what? That is the best fake speech I think Ive ever heard.
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Yknow, suddenly I find you very attractive.
Ross: Yknow what? Im good! Im good!
Rachel: Uh, its from yore. Like the days of yore. Yknow?
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Chandler: I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.
Phoebe: I didnt know Playboy prints jokes.
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Phoebe: I know, I'm so excited!
Monica: I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
Phoebe: Umm, I think theres something you should maybe know.
Dr. Green: (interrupting him) I know!! Its a museum! What, youre the only one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I dont know to the waiter.)
Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Phoebe: Yknow, youre friends getting married, its gotta change things.
Chandler: I know. (He kisses her.)
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Ross: Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.
Ross: I dont know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Monica: Joey we know you steal our food.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Monica: Yeah youre right. I dont know what I was thinking.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Phoebe: Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Jill: But you know what might really cheer me up?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Ross: No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to
Joey: I dont know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! (Starts for his room.) And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about.
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Monica: Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.
Rachel: Okay, yknow, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and yknow go to your apartment.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Monica: Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Rachel: That is great. Hey, yknow who doesnt have to job hunt? Ross. He works at the university.
Phoebe: Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?
Rachel: I dont know. Is it crazy?
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Joey: I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.
Ross: Okay. Okay. Yknow what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean Id-Id be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.
Ross: Men. I guy I know.
Rachel: You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.
Joey: Yknow whats more generous than that?! Fifty percent! Yknow whats even more generous than that?!!
Phoebe: I hate my regular clothes now! Yknow? I look down and-and I know that this isnt gonna be the most special day of my life.
Rachel: Well theres yore. And uh, yknow, yesteryear.