words in movies
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
Joshua: (turning around) Oh! You know what I need?
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Monica: I dont know sweetie.
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.
Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Rachel: Oh, yknow, would you just for once, not remember every little thing!! (Storms out.)
Chandler: So yknow, uh, whens he getting back?
Chandler: Yknow, I knew something like this was going to happen. (He starts to take off his pants, revealing that he is still wearing his sweat pants.)
Phoebe: Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!
Joey: Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Monica: Yeah. And yknow, if you wanna cry, thats okay too.
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Rachel: See, I dont know, for me it would have to Chantal.
Chandler: I know, I know, but youre gonna have plenty of chances. There are literally thousands of women out there just waiting to screw me over.
Ross: I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasnt quite there. Yknow, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
Ross: You know my birthday.
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Rachel: You know what I really really want?
Phoebe: I don't know. I'll just handle itI'll ask you to talk to him!
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Ross: Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Monica: I know! (They high-five.)
Rachel: Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
Joey: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.
Phoebe: Ya, you know, Rachel shell do whatever you want. Yknow, you can just walk all over her.
The Waiter: Hey! He has a name, its Dragon. Do you wanna know your name? Check your hat. (to another waiter) We did the hat right? (The other waiter nods yes.)
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
Janice: So? Congratulations you two, I didnt even know you got married.
EDDIE: Yeah, you know, put chips in it, we'll make like a chip chick.
Chandler: I know.
Chandler: I know that too. (They kiss)
Phoebe: yea you know you are a bit of a drama queen.
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Monica:: how do you know I have one of those?
Rachel: Hello?! I still dont know what the hell Im doing!
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Joey: Yeah, it is. Its really tough. Yknow sometimes I thinkWow!! Nice move!
Joey: I guess it couldve been, I didnt really look at it. Yknow, I just wiped it on Chandlers coat and got the hell out of there.
Rachel: So you know, I I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.
Ross: (To Monica) Okay, I know Im not supposed to know, but I do. And Im so excited for you!
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Chandler: I was asleep. (She takes off her robe and starts to shiver) Oh no! No-no honey! Yknow whats sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Ross: Rachel, I know that you can. And you should.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
ROSS: C'mon, you know everyone I've been with. All, both of them.
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
Ross: Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you�re right. I think � listen, listen!
Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.
Monica: You know what? Let�s not talk.
Ross: Y�know this ??? is incredible.
Ross: (childish) Huh-huh, they already know it.
Phoebe: Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time.
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Phoebe: (impatient) I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?
Rachel: Oh, all right. But yknow I gotta say, I dont, I dont think six years counts as an era.
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
Ross: Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Joey: I know, u-uch.
Joey: Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
Joey: Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.
Monica: I cant believe her, yknow its justits so typical.
Sandy: You know, I can't tell it again... (wipes his tears again)
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Joey: Really? Do you not know Chandler?
Joey: Well I dont know remember exactly but, its-its pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Monica: Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you.
Ross: No, you know, it's uhm... nothing you did, it's... it's uhm... my issue.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want me to have the baby?
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Waiter: I dont know. I think maybe one of them is dying. (Pause) I kinda hope its the girl. (The other waiter is shocked.) The guy is really cute!
Ross: Dad seriously! Yknow you really should see someone about that!
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
CHANDLER: That's so cool.� I'll let Monica know.
CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
ROSS: You know, I, I used to, ah, play keyboards in college.
ROSS: Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced.� Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Joey: I know! Thats why they trashed me!
Joey: Is to have a long, long talk. Yknow? Get Joey out on the open road and really open him up.
JOEY: Absolutely.� You'd do it for me.� Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
ROSS: I don't know.� We could look it up.
PHOEBE: I know.� (sighs)�� So, what's going on with you and Ross?
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
RACHEL: I don't know.� Do I have to decide right now?
MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off.
MONICA: I don't know what to say.� We shouldn't have lied to you.
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
Monica: This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, yknow she had such a terrible childhood.
Chandler: Yknow, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean!
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Charlie: I think you know.
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Chandler: I know.
Monica: (interrupting) Know when to stop.
All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.