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Joey: All right, ladies and gentlemen, lets poke. (they start to advance the giant poking device) Steady. Steady. Okay, a little higher. Careful of the angle. Okay, okay, were approaching the window (as he says this the camera cuts to their view of Ugly Naked Guy, so that we actually see him!) Thread the needle. Thread the needle.
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!
Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.
Chandler: Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen.
(They approach the young ladies. Dr. Mitchell consults Ms.Geller's admissions form.)
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
Rachel: (Into microphone) Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, Miss Phoebe Buffay. Wooh!
Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. (Points in the other direction. Rachel hits him with her purse and heads for the ladies room.)
Rachel: Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything? (to Monica, quietly): Did you bring the mail?
ROSS: My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.
Luisa: Step aside, ladies! (She loads a gun)
[Scene: The next morning on the street. Ross is dancing along, Singing in the Rain is playing. Two old ladies are sitting on a bench.]
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Ross: Thats correct. Ladies?
Joey: I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
Ross: Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition with the ladies?
The Saleslady: May I help you ladies?
Chandler: Ladies, ladies, lets just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monicas bra.
Rachel: Okay, uhh, I think Im going to run to the ladies room.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Ross: There are naked ladies there too.
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
[Scene: Ross walks into Central Perk, wearing a pink and white ladies shirt. Joey is on the couch]
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Ross: No! No! No! The "Come here to me" is y'know for the ladies.
The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and lets remember, lets be safe out there.
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Chandler: I can save you time ladies, Im right here.
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Joey: Thats right, all the ladies want to stay at Joeys.
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Chandler: Skidmarks still got a way with the ladies.
Monica: Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Photographer: Smile ladies.
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Chandler: I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.
Roy: Okay, all right... Get ready ladies!
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incomparable Helena Handbasket!
Ross: Oh, (grins) Believe me, the ladies, they love it!
Joey: Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! (they do so)
Ross: Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. (shakes his head, give him a thumbs up and leaves)
Rachel: Oh wait, dont you have to pay for your, (looks at his magazine) Busty Ladies?
Dr. Rhodes: Thank you soo much for coming on such a short notice. Ladies and gentlemen, I've-I've-I've been practicing medicine for twenty-three years, and I'm stumped.
Tom: So, which one of you lovely ladies am I going to take to dinner huh?
[Scene: the 5th Precinct, Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment. And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of "Ladies of the night" sitting there. (If you know what I mean.)]
Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!
Charlie: Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposal, while I go to the ladies room?
Emily: But Ross, Im such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make-believe tea parties.
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! Hes known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
Joey: (looking a little agitated now) Looks like someone IS the ladies!!
Chandler: Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.