words in movies
Julio: Things that move me. The, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip. (points to her lip)
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)
Rachel: (laughing) What was that?
(Ross starts laughing)
Rachel: (laughing) Ohh, that is soo sad.
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Chandler: (laughing) You did look like an idiot.
Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)
Ross: Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?
Ross: Why are you laughing?
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Joey: (To Chandler) You're fake laughing too, right?
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
(Rachel starts laughing hysterically.)
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.
Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
(They both start laughing at him.)
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Monica: (laughing) That's right.
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Rachel: (laughing) Close call day.
(Joey busts out laughing.)
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
Rachel: Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.]
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Ross: This isyou(Ross starts laughing.)
Hillary: (Laughing) You make me laugh.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, (laughing) youre not a pushover.
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Chandler: What, what are you laughing at?
Chandler: (stops laughing, to Ross) You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.
Monica: (laughing harder) You know the words! You are so into this!
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
(After hes left, Rachel stops laughing and glares at Joey again.)
(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)
Ross: Wh-haa-haa! Look what cha did! (Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.)
Lisa: (laughing) Oh my God!
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Im not laughing.
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Monica: Oh my God! (Laughing)
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Ross: Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!
Chandler: (laughing) Okay we have to do something about your breath.
Joey: (laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think?
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
(Jennifer starts laughing.)
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
Joey: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Phoebe: Oh. (She starts laughing. Then she throws the badge at him and runs away.)
(They all start laughing.)
Courtney: (laughing) I spit on her!
(David is laughing.)
Rachel: No-no Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph (She starts laughing.)
Chandler: You see, I dont say(Starts laughing.)
(Matt starts laughing.)
(Matt starts laughing.)
Ross: Pivot! (They pivot) Pivot! (They pivot) Okay, pivot! Piv-at! (He starts laughing.)
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
Ross: No-no! Ill-Ill (He takes too much and some falls out of his mouth, which starts him laughing.)
Monica: (laughing) Oh, dont you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple.
Joey: (To Chandler) (laughing) Funny one! Thats good!
(Matt turns back and looks and them, but instead of his next line he starts laughing.)
Joey: I dont know, but it smells good. (He gets up and heads for the door only to stop short and start laughing.)
Joey: (laughing) You fall for it every time!
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Guru Saj: I dont know, whats a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! Ive got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.
(They both start laughing really loudly.)
Monica: Youre right. I mean Im sorry. Yeah, I shouldnt be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)
(They both start laughing again.)
Ross: Ohh! Okay! Okay. (Resumes reading word for word from the card) "There are three (pauses and looks at Joey) primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. (Pauses and darts his eyes between Chandler and Rachel.) (Rachel starts laughing) Each of these theories (glances at Phoebe) can be further subcategorized (glances at Chandler) into "
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Joey: I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Rachel: (laughing) oooh! Oh oh!
Charlie: (laughing) I didn't mean a thong... I meant thongs...
Monica: I proposed to Chandler! (Phoebe stops herself from laughing) Alright, moving on...