words in movies
Ross: Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
Charlie: Oh my God, I completely forgot! (they laugh) Oh my God! I can't believe they let us back in this place! (they laugh more, and Ross start laughing too).
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
(Jennifer starts laughing.)
(Chandler busts out laughing and everyone just looks at him.)
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Announcer: Get a load of this... She's proposing to him. Guess we know who wears the pants in that family. (people are laughing, while Mike still seems bewildered)
(Rachel walks away from Paolo, laughing.)
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Ross: (Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
(They all laugh and Joey joins them, not to be left out. When the laughing dies down, he has a depressed look on his face.)
(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)
Ross: (laughing) Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?
(Ross and Chandler move closer to her and she starts laughing again.)
Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
Phoebe: (laughing) You are just nonstop!
Amanda: Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel (She starts laughing very proudly).
Dr. Green: (laughs) Poppy. (To Phoebe) Oh, Im gonna be a poppy. (Stops laughing) So when is the wedding?
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, there's laughing in my head.
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
PHOEBE: (laughing) Oh my God, you look so good!
[Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. Rachel starts laughing.]
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?
(They all start laughing at him)
(A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.)
(Both he and Ross start laughing)
Ross: ....and 12, 22, 18, four... (Chandler starts laughing) What?
(They both look at each other and start laughing (Lisa almost lost it there), and sit up. Ross hits his head on the lamp again.)
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)
(Rachel starts laughing.)
Julio: Things that move me. The, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip. (points to her lip)
(Chandler starts laughing at his joke.)
(They both start laughing. They look at each other, stop and step apart a little bit.)
(The guys start laughing harder.)
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
(Ross starts laughing)
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)
Rachel: (laughing) What was that?
Rachel: (laughing) Ohh, that is soo sad.
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
Chandler: (laughing) You did look like an idiot.
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Ross: Why are you laughing?
Joey: (To Chandler) You're fake laughing too, right?
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
(Rachel starts laughing hysterically.)
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.
Ross: Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?
(They both start laughing at him.)
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Monica: (laughing) That's right.
Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
(Joey busts out laughing.)
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Rachel: (laughing) Close call day.
(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Rachel: Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.]
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
Hillary: (Laughing) You make me laugh.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, (laughing) youre not a pushover.
Chandler: What, what are you laughing at?
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Chandler: (stops laughing, to Ross) You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Lisa: (laughing) Oh my God!
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!