words in movies
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Joey: (laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Im not laughing.
(Ross and Chandler move closer to her and she starts laughing again.)
Monica: Youre right. I mean Im sorry. Yeah, I shouldnt be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)
Monica: Oh my God! (Laughing)
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
[Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. Rachel starts laughing.]
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
PHOEBE: (laughing) Oh my God, you look so good!
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
(They all start laughing at him)
Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?
(Both he and Ross start laughing)
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious.
Ross: ....and 12, 22, 18, four... (Chandler starts laughing) What?
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
(Rachel starts laughing.)
(Chandler starts laughing at his joke.)
(They both look at each other and start laughing (Lisa almost lost it there), and sit up. Ross hits his head on the lamp again.)
(A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.)
(The guys start laughing harder.)
Julio: Things that move me. The, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip. (points to her lip)
Chandler: Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)
(They both start laughing. They look at each other, stop and step apart a little bit.)
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
(We see Ross and Bonnie laughing and having a good time.)
(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
(Ross wakes up with a start and startles Rachel. The guy next to him starts laughing, which starts Ross laughing, Rachel gives him a look and he stops.)
Rachel: (laughing) What was that?
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
(Ross starts laughing)
Rachel: (laughing) Ohh, that is soo sad.
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Chandler: (laughing) You did look like an idiot.
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Monica: I was laughing. (Patting him on the knee.)
Ross: Why are you laughing?
Rachel: (Laughing) I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
(Rachel starts laughing hysterically.)
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
Joey: (To Chandler) You're fake laughing too, right?
Rachel: (laughing) Close call day.
SUSIE: My skirt, you lifted, kids laughing. I was Susie Underpants 'till I was 18.
Ross: Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?
Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
(Joey busts out laughing.)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
(They both start laughing at him.)
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Monica: (laughing) That's right.
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Rachel: Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.
(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Chandler: What, what are you laughing at?
Monica: (gasps) Ohh, wow! Thats great! (Rachel and Monica hug.) Oh wow! We really have to start planning! I have, I have a lot of really specific ideas! We should probably get together like four times per week. You can come over to my place; well get together before work! What do you say, 6:30, my place? Im so excited! (Runs out leaving Rachel completely stunned and Phoebe laughing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.]
Hillary: (Laughing) You make me laugh.
(Joey and Kathy enter, laughing)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, (laughing) youre not a pushover.
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Chandler: (stops laughing, to Ross) You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Ross: This isyou(Ross starts laughing.)
(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)
Ross: Wh-haa-haa! Look what cha did! (Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.)
Lisa: (laughing) Oh my God!
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
(After hes left, Rachel stops laughing and glares at Joey again.)
Monica: (laughing harder) You know the words! You are so into this!
Ross: Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Phoebe: Oh. (She starts laughing. Then she throws the badge at him and runs away.)
Joey: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Chandler: (laughing) Okay we have to do something about your breath.
(Jennifer starts laughing.)
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
(Matt starts laughing.)
Courtney: (laughing) I spit on her!
Rachel: No-no Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph (She starts laughing.)
(They all start laughing.)
(David is laughing.)
(Matt starts laughing.)
Chandler: You see, I dont say(Starts laughing.)
Ross: Pivot! (They pivot) Pivot! (They pivot) Okay, pivot! Piv-at! (He starts laughing.)
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Monica: (laughing) Oh, dont you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple.
Rachel: Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...
Joey: (To Chandler) (laughing) Funny one! Thats good!
(Matt turns back and looks and them, but instead of his next line he starts laughing.)