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Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
(Ross laughs.)
(Rachel laughs.)
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: (laughs) Umm thats thats a little misleading.
Joey: (Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Bob: (laughs) Toby!
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
Rachel: Oh my God. (Laughs)
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh youre serious. Sure!
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Monica: (laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.
(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
Monica: Yeah! (Laughs.)
Ross: (laughs) Yeah.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Ross: (laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Joey laughs: Yeah.
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Ross: Huh? Ooh (laughs) you mean like a Huh?
Joey: (Laughs)
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
PHOEBE: Bye you. [Ryan's cab drives off. As Phoebe is going back in, she sees the Central Perk sign in the window and laughs.]
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Chandler: I figured Id buy those. Pat, Id like to buy a vow. (Laughs)
Rachel: Yeah. (Laughs nervously)
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: (Laughs) Poophack... (Laughs)
(Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other then recoil in horror.)
Joey: (Laughs) From school.
Joey: Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but Im really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)
Ross: (laughs) No
Chandler (laughs): Okay, I'll try. And you can't make any noise.
Chandler: (laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
Monica (laughs): Okay, I'll try.
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Wendy: (laughs) ...Missy?
(Rachel laughs)
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Mike: Oh, thank God. (he laughs nervously, and Phoebe gets her keychain from her bag.)
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
(Rachel laughs)
(Joey laughs)
(Chandler and Phoebe look bored to death. Monica scores and laughs)
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
(Ross laughs.)
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Chandler: (laughs) Isnt she cute? (On Monicas death stare) No!
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Hayley: (laughs) your welcome again, I'm gonna make some coffee can I get you anything?
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Monica: (laughs) You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
(As she is drinking, Monica laughs and Chandler's joke and Diet Coke comes out of her nose.)
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Janice: Oh, me too... (laughs)
JOEY: Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... [Fun Bobby picks Joey up off the ground, bounces him. Joey laughs.] Alright! It still works.
Monica: (laughs) I dont have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.
Ross: Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?
Ross: Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)