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Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Chandler: (laughs) No. No!
Rachel: (laughs) You ah, you didnt say Yes to that did you?
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.
Phoebe: (laughs) Okay, quit down. (they start to kiss again)
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Chandler: (laughs) Right in there!
Emily: (laughs) Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Chandler: Gotcha! (laughs)
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Monica: (laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.
Chandler: so then the farmer says, "Thats not a cow and youre not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)
(Chandler laughs without opening his mouth.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)
Chandler: (laughs) No you cant.
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
(Rachel laughs hysterically.)
Phoebe: (laughs and picks up another lure) And this?
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, okay, at ease solider!
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Ross: (laughs) Move in with me.
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
Monica: (laughs) Okay.
Phoebe: (laughs) Thank you.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Phoebe: (laughs) All I could think of was yknow, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Monica: (laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!
(She laughs.)
Monica: (laughs) Thats okay.
Frank: (laughs) Not to me.
Ross: (laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasnt it?
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
(Phoebe laughs.)
Phoebe: Okay. (She laughs harder.)
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.
Ross: (laughs as well, but for a different reason) Yeah, I didnt think of that.
Tim: I I-I dont know, but I would say its pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Phoebe: (laughs) Please.
Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Rachel: (Laughs) Oh, me too.
Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
Rachel: (laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
(Joey laughs nervously and goes to his bedroom.)
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.