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Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Ross: Its a good thing I didnt do it, because it sounds like it wouldve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh well y'know. (laughs)
Phoebe: Okay, oh and you know, if she gets upset, just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snout. (laughs and hangs up the phone)
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Chandler: Oh, shes got you running errands, yknow, picking up wedding dresses (Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip) Wah-pah!
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Rachel: (laughs) You ah, you didnt say Yes to that did you?
Monica: Oh. (she laughs)
Rachel: Oh! (laughs) Thats fine.
Chandler: (laughs) No. No!
Phoebe: (laughs) Okay, quit down. (they start to kiss again)
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
Kathy: (laughs) Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Chandler: (laughs) Right in there!
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Emily: (laughs) Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.
Chandler: Gotcha! (laughs)
Monica: (laughs) Please, its a relief is what it is, is what it is.
(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)
(Chandler laughs without opening his mouth.)
Chandler: so then the farmer says, "Thats not a cow and youre not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)
Chandler: (laughs) Okay, we have to talk. Im just getting out of a very serious relationship
Chandler: (laughs) No you cant.
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is no tissue, no tuschy. (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybodys going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
(Rachel laughs hysterically.)
Ross: (laughs) Move in with me.
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, okay, at ease solider!
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Phoebe: (laughs and picks up another lure) And this?
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Monica: (laughs) Okay.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Phoebe: (laughs) Thank you.
Phoebe: (laughs) All I could think of was yknow, "Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"
Monica: (laughs) Yes, I did! And you are welcome!
Ross: (laughs) That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasnt it?
Monica: (laughs) Thats okay.
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Ross: I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie! (Kisses her.) Hi Joey. (Hugs him.) And.. Oh! You're gonna have to introduce me to your new girlfriend. (Laughs.) I'm just kidding, I know Rachel, I know. (He squeezes her hand.) Come, please come in. Come in.
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
Frank: (laughs) Not to me.
(She laughs.)
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Tim: I I-I dont know, but I would say its pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)
Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.
Ross: (laughs as well, but for a different reason) Yeah, I didnt think of that.
(Phoebe laughs.)
Phoebe: Okay. (She laughs harder.)
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Rachel: (Laughs) Oh, me too.
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)
Phoebe: (laughs) Please.
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Rachel: (laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
(Joey laughs nervously and goes to his bedroom.)
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?