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(Phoebe laughs.)
Phoebe: Okay. (She laughs harder.)
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.
(He looks around and flashes her his badge and she laughs.)
Phoebe: Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, "See you ladle." (Laughs.)
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, okay, at ease solider!
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it.
Ross: (laughs as well, but for a different reason) Yeah, I didnt think of that.
Tim: I I-I dont know, but I would say its pretty good-o. (Phoebe laughs too hard.)
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
(The woman who had tried to steal the washing machine walks by, and laughs.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Phoebe: (laughs) Please.
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
Kim: My late husband gave me that lighter. (Rachel laughs.) I'm not kidding.
Rachel: (Laughs) Oh, me too.
Rachel: (laughs) I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin with you too!
Gary: (laughs, then suddenly serious) What's up?
Rachel: Hello! (She makes a face and the kid laughs harder. Finally, his parents drag him off.) Ohh, kids love me.
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
Rachel: (laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
(Joey laughs nervously and goes to his bedroom.)
Joey: (laughs) You're kidding right?
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
Rachel: Whoa! (Laughs) Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much. (She punches Katie back.)
Chandler: (trying to cover up why his hand is over his heart) One nation, under God. Indivisible with liberty and justice for all. (Laughs.) I remembered it. (Its a butchered version of the Pledge of Allegiance of the United States for our foreign friends.) The champagne is here. (The waiter is delivering it and pouring two glasses.)
Monica: I know. Lets try a look of far off wonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Dont laugh at him! Hes my drowning moron!
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Woman No. 1: (laughs) No, I hate cats.
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Rachel: Oh, slides. (Laughs.) So really nothing happened.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh yeah? Okay.
Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Umm, yknow, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldnt.
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Phoebe: I know. (Laughs.)
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Chandler: (laughs) She was working on Valentines Day so were celebrating it tonight.
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Ross: Oh, I love that guy! (Laughs.)
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)
Joey: (laughs) This is like the temporary robot, right?
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Monica: (laughs) Are you sure youre okay?
Joey: (laughs) Yeah, Big Brother.
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Caitlin: (laughs) Great. I'll see you later!
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Ross: (with his mouth full) Just a second! (he fake laughs, but turns his head and starts to break down)
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Rachel: Noo! (Laughs) Angels.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Chandler: (laughs) 4:00 A.M.
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Earl: (laughs) Yeah! Right!
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Ben: (laughs) Thats a good one.
Ross: (overacting as well) Yeah! Yeah! (Laughs.) Oh, this will make a great memory.
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
(Ross laughs.)
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
(Rachel laughs.)
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)