words in movies
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Phoebe: Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Chandler: (laughs) 4:00 A.M.
Monica: Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? (Joey laughs but stops when Chandler turns to glare at him.)
Earl: (laughs) Yeah! Right!
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Ben: (laughs) Thats a good one.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Ross: (overacting as well) Yeah! Yeah! (Laughs.) Oh, this will make a great memory.
(She laughs as Rachel enters.)
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
(Ross laughs.)
(Rachel laughs.)
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Joey: Hey. (Laughs then seriously) It happened!
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Joey: Oh. (Laughs.) No! No wait, thats weird!
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Man: (laughs) Its Jake.
Monica: (laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.
Ross: (laughs) Umm thats thats a little misleading.
Mona: (laughs then stops) Oh youre serious. Sure!
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Joey: (Hes recorded his voice on the tape) Joeys your best friEnd. You want to make him a cheese sandwich everyday. (he laughs) And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Bob: (laughs) Toby!
Rachel: Oh my God. (Laughs)
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Ross: Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm... (Ross tries to impersonate Emma's laugh, but it comes out very squeaky, very high pitched. He laughs about himself but then looks at Rachel, realises that it sounded weird and straightens his face.) Only... only not creepy.
(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)
Ross: (laughs) Yeah.
Monica: Yeah! (Laughs.)
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Chandler: (laughs) Youre messy.
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
Ross: (laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Joey laughs: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah. (Laughs nervously)
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous?
PHOEBE: Bye you. [Ryan's cab drives off. As Phoebe is going back in, she sees the Central Perk sign in the window and laughs.]
Janice: (laughs) Look how nervous he gets! We havent slept together in years! (Laughs again.)
Chandler: I figured Id buy those. Pat, Id like to buy a vow. (Laughs)
Ross: Huh? Ooh (laughs) you mean like a Huh?
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: (Laughs)
Joey: (Laughs)
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
(Chandler and Joey laughs, until they look at each other then recoil in horror.)
Ross: (laughs) No
Joey: (Laughs) From school.
Joey: Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but Im really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)
Joey: (Laughs) Poophack... (Laughs)
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
(Rachel laughs)
Chandler: (laughs, but then moves to Phoebe) And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Wendy: (laughs) ...Missy?
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
Monica (laughs): Okay, I'll try.
Mike: Oh, thank God. (he laughs nervously, and Phoebe gets her keychain from her bag.)
Chandler (laughs): Okay, I'll try. And you can't make any noise.
Joey: (BEAT) (Laughs.) You almost had me.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
(Ross laughs.)
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
(Rachel laughs)
(Joey laughs)
(Chandler and Phoebe look bored to death. Monica scores and laughs)
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Chandler: (laughs) Isnt she cute? (On Monicas death stare) No!
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)