words in movies
The Fireman: Please reattach this, its against the law to disconnect them.
Phoebe: I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
[Time Lapse, the gang is now watching Law & Order. By the way, the entire rest of the episode takes place in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Something to think about.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Chandler: So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?
Chandler: So, Joey on Law & Order, you must be very proud!
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Doug: Say uh, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us?
Chandler: See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
Chandler: Oh, because we love kids. Love ‘em to death.Well, not actually to death, that's just a figure of speech - we love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Phoebe: Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...
Rachel: I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Phoebe: I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law. (the clerk shows no change in expression whatsoever) You're fun.
Phoebe: Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want...