words in movies
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
Ross: Uh, everyone, this is Chandler! My roommate and lead singer of our band!
Joey: All right Ross youre in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?
Estelle: The thing is its kinda on the Q.T. The actor who has the part doesnt know he might be fired. Its the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
SUSAN: Come on. I'll let you lead.
Joey: What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
Phoebe: What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh (starts dialing).
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)
Joey: Im the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Joey: Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.
(They both get up and Monica expects Joey to take the lead, but he doesnt, and they fumble around for a little bit.)
Joey: Yes! Yes, youre back in the lead!
Chandler: I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?
Joey: I dont know how to lead.
Ross: Y'know what? Just-just follow my lead.
Mr. Treeger:: Okay ahh, well, just ahh, follow my lead. (Turns on some music)
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
Chandler: Alright! Just follow my lead!
Ross: I'd lead with that.
Chandler: Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in vegetables, Joey?
Joey: (entering, depressed) Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. (Pause, then very excitedly) I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!
Joey: Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? Ive dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!
Joey: Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.
PHOEBE: You know what, that's it, that's it. [She rips off the mits, Ryan follows her lead.]
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
(Phoebe's bear takes the lead, followed by Joey's robot, and far behind is Chandler and Monica's dog, which walks a few paces, stops and starts barking, sits, walks again, and so on... )