words in movies
Rachel: (crying) Itll be a short one.
Cecilia: And if it were true, how dare you come to me ask me for tips about a character that Ive been playing for 20 yearsIll give you a tip! (She throws her drink in his face.)
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Joey: Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice to Chandler) Ill be waiting.
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Joey: Excellent! Lets play Bamboozled! Chandler, youll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Joey: Well just see.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Joey: Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
Rachel: Really? Okay. Okay, I-Ill go upstairs. (to Paul) If-if you get me something from the car.
Phoebe: No-no, itll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!
Russell: And well need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
The Interviewer: Umm, Ill have a cup of coffee.
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and youllwell be rehearsing during the week and you justwhatever-whatever the joke is; its so funny we cant get through it in rehearsal and just
Joey: Ill see you at 8:00.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. Youll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.
Monica: So! Hell understand!
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Phoebe: When she comes out, you hold her nose, Ill blow in her mouth, and the kid will just (makes a popping sound) right out of her.
Joey: Well well see!
Chandler: All right, Ill pick that one. (Points.)
Chandler: (To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Interviewer: Okay, well give a call if anything comes up.
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Chandler: Yeah, Ill take care of it.
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Ben: Ill be okay.
Chandler: Okay I promise. Ill-Ill hate it. (She enters.) Wow! You-you look hideous.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Phoebe: Fine, Ill go call her.
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
Joey: Ill take it back tomorrow.
Chandler: Easy for you to say; youll be wearing a veil.
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Woman on TV: I came to the big city to become a star! Ill do anything to make that happen!
Rachel: Okay. Ah, well well just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining, (she tries to take the book away from him but he doesnt want to let it go) and you will read Little Women.
Chandler: Ill be right with you.
Ross: Yeah! Oh yeah, youll be fine! It-itll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Yknow? But instead of bouncing back up you-you wont.
Ross: Itll be okay Joe.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Joey: Oh, Im sorry, Ross. Ill get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, Ill toss in a free muffin.
Chandler: SoIf you wear that youll make mine less special.
Rachel: Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy you a new one! All right? Well go down to the store right now and well-well get you a new chair.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Rachel: Ill figure something out.
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Chandler: It cant happen like this. Okay? Ill meet you back at the hotel.
Joey: Oh no, Ill be done by then.
Rachel: Ill do it.
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Policeman: And you promise youll get this taken care of right away?
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Courtney: Thisll be five/ten takes.
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Phoebe: Okay, Im sorry. Ill stop.
Alice: Absolutely. Okay, first well start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesnt work we can go back to
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Okay, well talk about something else then.
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Phoebe: Ill run out and get you one.
Joanna: Oh great! Ill keep it in my butt with your nose. (She grabs the cookie and walks out.)
Rachel: Sure, Ill just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing.
Monica: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)