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Joey: Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.
Joey: Ahhoy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
[Scene: London Marriott, Monica and Chandler are walking to her room.]
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Rachel: Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Joey: London baby!! (And Rachel slowly closes the door, sadly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
Ross: Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.
Ross: Im gonna, Im gonna go to London and Im going to fight for her.
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
[Scene: Westminster Abbey, Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey.]
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. Cause you already told her you love her and she didnt say it back, then she called you and told you that theres another guy, so yeah, go to London thatll scare her!
Chandler: It happened in London.
Chandler: Are we in London?
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
Chandler: He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules.
Joey: Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his "pop-up" map of London. All of the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book.)
Joey: Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe Ill talk about London! Yknow when you two hooked up! Only, only I wont say hooked up. Ill say, "Began their beautiful journey "
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
Joey: Y'know, I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys.
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Ross: Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and hes so cheap, hed never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough? (Hands her some envelopes.)
Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about?
Monica: You have to go to London!
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Carol: Ohh, yknow, Susans gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
Ms. McKenna: The numbers we are seeing New York, Chicago, and London are consistently solid, but many of our officers have reported disappointing fields.
Phoebe: What?! What do you mean youre going to London?
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Chandler: Six-hour trip to London. Thats a lot of Monica.
Phoebe: London is stupid! Stupid!
Joey: London baby!
Monica: I blame London.
Joey: (louder) London baby!!
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Monica: Probably some y'know, European good-bye thing he picked up in London.
Emily: (on phone from London) Hello, Ross?
Ross: She wants me to move to London.
Ross: In London!
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Joey: (to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!
Joey: IN LONDON!!!
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
Chandler: Bad London! (Takes a spoon and smacks the turkey.)
Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? Itll mean so much to me.
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
Chandler: All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?
Joey: Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London.
Monica: So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London
[Scene: The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on.]
Phoebe: So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Ross: She already lives in London.
Phoebe: Okay, London 1
Joey: Yeah!! I call that London style.
Joey: IN LONDON!!!
Rachel: (Faking cheerfulness.) Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?
Chandler: It happened in London.
Monica: All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! (Points to the TV.) That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!
Phoebe: Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.
[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]
Janice:Too London? No-no, Rome? Vienna? Ooh-ooh, Barcelona?
Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?
Chandler: In London?
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London.]
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
Phoebe: Ah-ha! Okay, (takes out a notepad) Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back. (Gets up and heads aft.)
[Scene: A park in London, Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand.]
Joey: Its London, baby! All right, the hotels here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go No. I know. (Sets the map down.) Im gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
Chandler: My God! He wants to do it with Phoebe in London!
Rachel: Oh. Im sorry. Im very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighs happily.) Its just, Im ahh, Im kinda excited. Im, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignore her.)
[Scene: Street in front of the London Marriott, Joey and Chandler exit. Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler.]
Sherman Whitfield: Dr. Geller, Sherman Whitfield, London Institute.
Phoebe: Hey you guys wait! Guys! (Catches up to them.) This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
Monica: So look umm, while were st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
Joey: Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?
Joey: Its all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls apartment.)
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I cant believe my brothers getting married! And in London! Its so romantic!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in.]
[Flashback to 716 - TOW The Truth About London] [Scene: London, Chandler's hotel room. He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking]
Chandler: (entering) Im still on London time, does that count?