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Chandler: (looking around) Did I go to this school?
[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]
Donny Osmond: Yeah! Welcome, it is Soap Opera week here on Pyramid, let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist, he's gonna be playing with "Days of Our Life's" star Joey Tribbiani! (Joey's amazed at the place and he keeps looking around till he realizes the audience is applauding him)
Joey: (to Gene) I know it could be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities but... relax, I'm just like you! (pause) Only better looking and richer.
Joey: Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for. (time's finished) OOOH!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Joey: Oh, .. uh... uh... pass. (Next word: "Rotunda") Pass. (Next word: "Filibuster" stares at it a moment) Pass. (Henrietta is looking very confused) (Next word: "Addendum" 4 seconds remaining) Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat.
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
(Cut to Chandler. He's walking around looking for Ross. He sees him kissing a girl next to a vending machine)
(Roy then sits on Phoebe's lap, looking exhausted)
Joey: Where? (looking around)
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
CHANDLER: I was looking forward to playing basketball, but I guess that's out the window.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London.]
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To Ross) Boohaki?
Chandler: What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
Monica: (looking through the peephole) It's Danny.
Charlie: (to Gunther) Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
Chandler: (looking at her) Seriously, answer faster!
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch.]
Monica: (Looking nauseous from her parents kissing.) And Im going to go get drunk. (Gets up to get a drink.)
Woman: (looking through her peephole, we see Ross standing in the hallway.) Yesss?
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
Ross: I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me.
Rachel: (looking at her fingers) Oh my God! Let me see that! (Grabs the book from him.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
[Scene: later the bridesmaids and ushers are getting ready to start, Ross is looking for Rachel]
Ross: That is one good looking man!
MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Rachel: You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You dont tell the guy that!
(Joey climbs up on the counter and starts looking at the top of the cabinets.)
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Ross: No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming. (Starts to leave.) Hey! My sweater! Ive been looking for this for like a month!
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Joey: Okay, firstfirst of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), youre looking down, keep looking down
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! [looking at something behind Ross]
(He does so, and immediately starts looking pathetic.)
[Scene: The Table Store, Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table.]
Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! (laughs) Oh! They gave you the kiddy size (looking at the cup in his hand).
Chandler: Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit.
Ross: Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.
Joey: (looking at it) Oh my God!!
Chandler: Oh, yknow-yknow what, I was looking at it upside down.
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is there. Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout. There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen.]
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Phoebe: Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve? (pause) Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef.
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?
Joey: (looking at the timer) Thirty seconds left on the timer!
Waiter: Sir? (Looking at Joey.)
ROSS and CHANDLER: [both enter looking down] Hhhiiii.
[Scene: The waiting room, Chandler is looking for Monica.]
Ross: Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for.
Monica: Yeah, I think you should keep looking!
Janice: We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I went shopping...(looks through her bags)... and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I got you...
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
Monica: (Looking at the TV) You're not on TV.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.]
Rachel: (Looking through her purse.) Okay, you know what? I dont have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my night stand, and...okay. But you know what? I have my drivers license and I have a twenty. (She slides it across the counter.)
Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribe's women?
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
Phoebe: Lets see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh But no! No! You cant-you cant hire him, because thatits not professional. Umm, this is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket.)
[Scene: Looking through Ross's window, he's doing more pantomimes. The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward.]
[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]
Danny: Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Monica: I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!
Phoebe: (looking through the pizzas) Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!
STRANGER: Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?
Monica: Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids . (realises) All right, I get your point.
[later in the bathroom Monica is looking in the drawer, Rachel runs up]
Rick: (looking at her feet) Wow, you have really pretty feet.
Monica: Hello Dan! I'm really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
Phoebe: (looking at the clock) Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters.]
Ross: (looking his elbow, where there's a patch) These aren't suede.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!
Ross: (Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
Chandler: (looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.
Joanna: Great! Im looking forward to it. Rachel, any messages?
Cop: I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay!
(Phoebe fakes pain to get Ross looking for another doctor.)
Ross: What am I looking at?
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.
Chandler: Why am I looking?
Monica: (looking at the flyer) This is all of your things.
Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
Phoebe: Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)
Monica: Im sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."
Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!
[Joey is looking at Rachel, smiling, and gesturing his head towards Ross.]
Ross: (turning and looking) What? Where?
Phoebe: I'm not. I'm praying. (looking up) Please let the Knicks win... Thank you Thor! (Mike is standing up) Where... where are you going?
Gavin: I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion, I was looking at her skirt. Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?