words in movies
Phoebe: Ewww! And "Oh no!" Itsthey just want me to be the surrogate. Its her-its her egg and her sperm, and Im-Im just the oven, its totally their bun.
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
Chandler: No, hes right, Im totally lying.
Chandler: No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Phoebe: Im sorry, Im late.
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Phoebe: All right, Im sorry.
Joey: Uhh, do you mind sitting there. Im-Im saving this for my friend Ross.
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Ross: (entering) Hey, uh, Im really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Chandler: It was fine, yknow? But she didnt agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, "I see you point, Im all right with it."
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Joey: (stands up, and throws his coat on the floor) Im Joey! Im an actor! I dont know squat about dinosaurs!
Another Tour Guide: (standing up and removing his coat) Im Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.
Older Scientist: Im Andrew, and I didnt pay for this pear.
Tour Guide: Im Rhonda, (motions to her breasts) and these arent real! (Joey and Ross look at each other, shocked)
Another Scientist: Im Scott.
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Phoebe: Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided Im gonna carry their baby.
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Phoebe: No! Im not finished yet! Dont! Dont you dare hang up on me!!!
Mr. Geller: Im afraid so.
Rachel: Well, I-Im startin too.
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but Im telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Phoebe: This is so cool, til Monica gets back, its like Im head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)
Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…
Earl: (screaming) Im right here!!!!
Phoebe: (goes over to his desk) Earl! Im Phoebe.
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
Rachel: Hi! I just want to apologize. Im really sorry I was a baby.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I
Rachel: Whatever! Okay, Im not your mother.
Rachel: Yeah, Im sorry. (They hug.)
Rachel: Yeah, Im doing okay. Im um lets talk.
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
Cecilia: I-I-Im leaving the show?
Phoebe: Did I use that already today? Im sorry.
Frank: Okay, cool, all right, she just ah, parking the truck. (to Joey) Im gonna, Im gonna get my ah, my fianc�e man!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Dina: (interrupting) Im 16.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Janice: Oh well, Im divorced.
Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) Im engaged!!!!!! Im engaged!!!!
Joey: Okay. Okay, so Im writing you a check for So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?
Phoebe: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yes, Im the one who found your phone.
Cecilia: (intrigued) You think Im hot?
Guy: Hi! Its Tom, Im here to pick up the phone.
Phoebe: Hey! You guys, Im writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?
Ross: (stands up) Now umm, remember Im still learning.
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Joey: And-and-and not only that, Im gettin a new brain!!
Kate: Look umm, I, I was, I was just caught up in the moment. Thats all it was. Joey, Im-Im sorry you feel bad, but havent you ever sleep with a women where it meant more to her than it did to you?
Rachel: No, Im not.
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Can I get you something?
Chandler: Oh, Im taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer.
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
Monica: Oh, Id like a latte. Oh yknow what? If youre gonna talk about me, Im gonna go with you.
Rachel: Uhh, because Im trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick hes looking over here, say something funny.
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Ross: Okay, Im gonna get your coat and then Ill-Ill put you in a cab.
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) Im sorry, too soon. You go.
Monica: Okay. Okay, Im ready. Come on big fella!
Joey: Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who Im taking to the awards. (Points to Rachel.)
Morse: Im in love with you.
Ross: Well Im sorry but, that-thats really not my problem.
Monica: Phoebe, Im engaged!
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Joey: Well no, Im just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! (Realizes what that means.) Oh
Rachel: Im fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Lewis: Because Im in love with you.
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Monica: So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Rachel: (calmly) Okay. Im sorry. Youre right, youre right.
Chandler: Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
Ross: Im sorry Im late, did I miss anything?
Joey: Hey, Im back!
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Joey: No! Im up for a Soapie!
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Cassie: Im all done.
Ross: (stops her) Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, Ive been thinking, Im just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Ross: (to the panel) Look, Im sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just dont want to be divorced three times.
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Dina: Well, at least Im not a murderer! (Jessica slaps her.)
Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him?
Ross: (in his British accent) Im sorry, Ive got plans with my sister.
Rachel: Im Monicas maid of honor. Okay? Dont try to blue pin me!
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Phoebe: (laughs) Yeah, Im sure that happened.
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Ross: Okay, Im going to start climb down you now.
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Rachel: Im sorry!
Phoebe: Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? Im sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)
Joey: Hi-hi, Im Joey.
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Joey: No-no! No, Im accepting it on her behalf. (He puts it up above the TV to display it.)
Chandler: Im right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now theres no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Chandler: Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what Im saying?
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joey: Im sorry, I just I like things the way they are.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.