words in movies
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Monica: Okay, Im done. Read mine.
Monica: (stunned) I-Im the head chef. I-I cant get promoted.
Rachel: Okay, Im done. Do mine.
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Chandler: Well, Im sure you get another one at Ann Taylors.
Chandler: Im not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off.
Guy: Oh, its you. I see you everywhere. Im Jim, Jim Nelson.
Phoebe: Oh Jim, Jim Nelson Im Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.
Phoebe: Oh okay, well Im a masseuse, and I used to work at this place
Jim: It aint no thing, Im wild too.
Jim: Im sorry. Im staring. Its just that you have the most beautiful eyes.
Phoebe: Okay. Umm look, youre coming on a little strong. But Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why dont we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Rachel: Oh Joey, I cant believe you brought my boss into this! Im gonna get fired!
Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and thats what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there Im going to kick some ass.
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
Guy: Im sorry, its just that youre so incredibly beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Rachel: Joey, Im really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Rachel: Im just making margaritas.
Ross: Ahh, no, Im good.
Phoebe: Im sorry.
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Phoebe Sr.: (to Phoebe) Im your mother.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Ross: Im sorry.
Ross: Oh, sure! Im sure.
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, Oh, Im so talented. and Oh, Im so pretty, and Ooh, I smell so good.
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
Phoebe: No. Im-Im to depressed to talk.
Chandler: Yes! Yes! Im good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everythingare youare you perrr-perfect?!
Chandler: Im here to see Mary-Angela.
Ross: Okay, you dont have to stop, Im invisible, Im not here. (lights a candle)
Ross: Oh, Im sure.
Ross: Im reading your ad.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller.
The Director: Tasty! Im really starting to feel like you guys have a history, its-its nice.
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
Rachel: Oh honey, Im sorry.
Rachel: Im sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)
Ross: Im sorry.
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Phoebe: Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? Im kinda hungry.
Monica: No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.
Joey: Im out.
Monica: Oh good, Im glad thats catching on.
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Joey: Okay, look Im sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldnt have, but you got porn!
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, Im, Im paddling away!
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Lauren: I know! I-Im a big fan of yours.
Phoebe: Yeah thats right Chandler does still think Im pregnant. He hasnt asked me how Im feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.
Phoebe: No, no, Im fine, and yknow why? Cause of all the riboflavin.
Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Rachel: (starting to cry) Okay, Im sorry. (Runs out still carrying the pizza box.)
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Chandler: Im not macho.
Rachel: (shouting) Im sorry!
Woman: Hi, Im Maria.
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Rachel: I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over (She starts to get up.)
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Chandler: Im coming already!!
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Rick: Suddenly, I very aware that Im naked.
Chandler: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because Im exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
Joey: No, Im good.
Vince: (starting to cry) Im sorry, I cant talk. Im gonna go write in my journal. (walks away)
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Rachel: Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahhhh! Im sorry!
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! Im getting more dates than ever!
Phoebe: Oh no, Im not playing tonight.
Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her.
Chandler: Its me. Im the other guy.
Chandler: All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.
Chandler: Im never gonna find a roommate, ever.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Chandler: Yeah, Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.
Ms. Lambert: Hi, Im Karen.
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
Ross: Im telling you its totally unconstituional.
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Joey: All right, Im gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Allesandro: Hey! Im proud of that sauce, its delicious.
Ross: Oh, please. Sweetie its hopeless, okay, Im just gonna go. (starts to leave rubbing his neck)
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Phoebe: Okay, Im hearing.
Phoebe Sr.: I know. Im mad at me too.
Ross: Look Im sorry Pheebs, I cant do it.
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Monica: Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!