words in movies
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!
Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. Im Joey Tribianni.
Joey: Hey, Ive done plays before. Im a serious actor.
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Ross: Im just trying to help you, move on.
Ross: Im-Im gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!! (he kisses the shirt)
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
The Director: Tasty! Im really starting to feel like you guys have a history, its-its nice.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Rachel: Oh God. Im sorry about this.
Monica: (looks around) Well, with all these doctors and nurses, Im gonna say, midget rodeo.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Monica: Im sorry.
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, Oh, Im so talented. and Oh, Im so pretty, and Ooh, I smell so good.
Chandler: Im talking about you. You big, big freak.
Kate: Happy?! Is that what Im supposed to be Vic? Happy?
Kate: (she giggles) Im probably gonna need those. Huh? (she giggles some more)
Rachel: Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. Im just gonna throw it out, its probably just a bunch of shampoo and... (she opens the box and stops)
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Rachel: Im just making margaritas.
Ross: Ahh, no, Im good.
Phoebe: Im sorry.
Phoebe Sr.: (to Phoebe) Im your mother.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Ross: Im sorry.
Ross: Oh, sure! Im sure.
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Rachel: No, its not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I dont have a lead. Okay, y'know what, Im just gonna, Im just gonna call Gunther and Im gonna tell him, Im not quitting.
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
Phoebe: No. Im-Im to depressed to talk.
Chandler: Yes! Yes! Im good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everythingare youare you perrr-perfect?!
Chandler: Im here to see Mary-Angela.
Ross: Okay, you dont have to stop, Im invisible, Im not here. (lights a candle)
Ross: Oh, Im sure.
Ross: Im reading your ad.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller.
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Rachel: Oh honey, Im sorry.
Rachel: Im sorry, sweetie. (shows her the flyer)
Ross: Im sorry.
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Phoebe: Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? Im kinda hungry.
Monica: No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.
Joey: Im out.
Monica: Oh good, Im glad thats catching on.
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Joey: Okay, look Im sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldnt have, but you got porn!
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, Im, Im paddling away!
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Lauren: I know! I-Im a big fan of yours.
Phoebe: Yeah thats right Chandler does still think Im pregnant. He hasnt asked me how Im feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.
Phoebe: No, no, Im fine, and yknow why? Cause of all the riboflavin.
Phoebe: Okay, well yknow what, dont worry you guys, cause Im-Im gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Rachel: (starting to cry) Okay, Im sorry. (Runs out still carrying the pizza box.)
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Chandler: Im not macho.
Rachel: (shouting) Im sorry!
Woman: Hi, Im Maria.
Steve (sobbing): I - I can't believe I�m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic.
Rachel: I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over (She starts to get up.)
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Chandler: Im coming already!!
Kate: Im soo glad I caught you, I couldnt find you before.
Rick: Suddenly, I very aware that Im naked.
Chandler: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because Im exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
Joey: No, Im good.
Vince: (starting to cry) Im sorry, I cant talk. Im gonna go write in my journal. (walks away)
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Rachel: Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think Im going to take-off too.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahhhh! Im sorry!
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Mark: Wow. Im sorry. Eggroll?
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Joanna: Thats fine, actually Im on the hiring committee, so therell be at least one friendly face.
Joey: It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! Im getting more dates than ever!
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Phoebe: Oh no, Im not playing tonight.
Mr. Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know Im looking for her.
Chandler: Its me. Im the other guy.
Chandler: All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.
Chandler: Im never gonna find a roommate, ever.
Chandler and Phoebe: Ill be a fool for you. Im sure, you know I dont mind.
Chandler: Yeah, Im not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore.
Ms. Lambert: Hi, Im Karen.
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
Ross: Im telling you its totally unconstituional.
Phoebe: Youre right. Youre right, hes just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! Im a sunny, positive person.
Joey: All right, Im gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Allesandro: Hey! Im proud of that sauce, its delicious.
Ross: Oh, please. Sweetie its hopeless, okay, Im just gonna go. (starts to leave rubbing his neck)
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Phoebe: Okay, Im hearing.
Phoebe Sr.: I know. Im mad at me too.
Ross: Look Im sorry Pheebs, I cant do it.
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Monica: Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!
Joanna: Im in my bosss car!
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.