words in movies
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. You wanna bite? (Holds his piece out for him.)
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.
Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?
Phoebe: Okay. (To the jeweler) Listen, Im sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Chandler: Im a little busy here Paul.
Chandler: Oh, thats uh, thats pretty nice but Im gonna go with the one I picked first.
Phoebe: Some guy bought it. Im sorry. I tired to stop it but they (points to the jeweler) put me in jail!
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Ross: I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.
Rachel: Hi. Im back.
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity
Chandler: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and hes horrified.) Hey! Im marrying a dead woman!
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Joey: I think Im gonna cry!
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Joey: Great! Im finally getting into this sailing stuff.
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Chandler: (getting up) All right, Im off to see your dad.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, thats it, okay, Im out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)
Chandler: Op, op, Im convinced!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Joey: Im gonna be on two TV shows!
Joey: Oh, its a poster for that World War I movie that Im in, check it out.
Chandler: What?! Im Chandler! (She nods towards the doorway, Chandler turns and looks) Oh, thats Richard!
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Im not laughing.
Rachel: Im sorry Joey.
Monica: Ohh, Im sorry I couldnt think of anymore for Ross!
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Phoebe: Oh Joey, Im so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Phoebe: Im sorry, Im with a client right now.
The Photographer: Im sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Phoebe: Im having a really good time!
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Monica: You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.
Monica: Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.
Joey: Yeah, and Im a little tired from digging the hole.
Chandler: (Pause) Im right here!
Chandler: Im still right here!
Whitney: Im gonna work on that.
Monica: Im really not deciding!
Rachel: Im gonna marry someone good yknow.
Ross: Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Ross: Well, oh, Im sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but Im a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "Im Rachel Greep! Im Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Female Student: (as they are moving past Ross) Im so sorry!
Chandler: Yeah, Im not in that.
Monica: Im fine.
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Joey: (not buying it) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or Im the one who dates her.
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
Rachel: Im sorry?
Chandler: I want to. I love her so much, but Im afr Its too huge.
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Woman: Im sorry, who are you?
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Phoebe: Wow! And Im a vegetarian! All right, all right, well Im sorry, well put some ice on it.
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Phoebe: Im gonna get coffee.
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, Im sorry. Im so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
Phoebe: No, Im just deciding which one to useIm gonna start writing another book!
Erin: Im sorry?
Rachel: Monica, Im your best friend.
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
Chandler: Im sorry, who?
Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.
Chandler: (laughs) 4:00 A.M.
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
Phoebe: Im sorry I wont be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but Im really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Monica: Just, I love you so much. Just Its just sometimes it bothers me that Im never gonna have that feeling. Yknow when you meet someone for the first time and its new and exciting? Yknow that rush?
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Monica: Hey, check me out, Im a slut!
Tag: Oh, Im sorry. (He bends over to pick the stuff up.)
Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Rachel: (taking a bite) Oh, Im sorry what?
Joey: Yknow what Ross? Im not gonna let you get away with this!
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Terry: Im sorry Joey thats thats the way it is.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Chandler: (with a quivering voice) No, Im not!
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Tag: Im telling you, you never gave them to me.
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? Im sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)