words in movies
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
Male Jeweler: Okay, I can let it go at eight.
Male Guest: (to the Maitre d') Good evening. (Shakes his hand)
[Scene: At the tanning salon. Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall]
Soothing male voice: ..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because with seahorses its the male, they carry the babies. And then also umm, Id be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Rachel: They're male nurses.
Chandler: Really? Male nurses?
(A male nurse enters.)
The Presenter: in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are: John Wheeler from General Hospital (Applause), Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless (Applause), Dunkin Harrington from Passions (Applause), and Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives (Applause). And the Soapie goes to (She opens the envelope) Gavin Grant from The Young and the Restless!
Male Nurse: Hey!
Ross: Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. (Joey makes a gesture and sound like "Can you believe that?")
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Male Jeweler: 8,600.
Chandler: So he has to be a male who has at least $50.
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
Male Jeweler: Can I help you?
Male Jeweler: A tad.
[Scene: The Library, Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty.]
Male Student: Sorry!
Male Jeweler: (ignoring her) How would you like to pay?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Male Jeweler: (angrily) Are you interested in this ring?!
Ross: Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?
Ross: Hey...! Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say cant help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Chandler: You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse. (again they laugh, even more fake than before)
Phoebe: Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?
Chandler: Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself....
Roy, the male stripper: (coughs) Whoo, that's a lot of stairs!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Okay, sperm donor number 03815, come on down! Okay, he's 6'2", 170 pounds, and he describes himself as a male Geena Davis.
Announcer: Presenting the award for Favorite Returning Male Character is McKensize
Male Jeweler: Uh yes, I have these two rather beautiful $5 bills. (Holds them up from his pocket.)
Male Jeweler: This ring is from the 1920s, its a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires on either side.
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.