words in movies
Monica: Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Chandler: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and hes horrified.) Hey! Im marrying a dead woman!
Joey: Still, that really sucks, man. Especially on Valentines Day.
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Mr. Geller: All-right fine, but I just want to say, Im not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it werent for us, cheap little man. (Emilys stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave.)
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
Ross: I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I havent done that since I was four and I washed my dads Porsche with rocks.
(The man gives up, shaking his head.)
Joey: Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.
Ross: Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. Shes such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.
Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! (the waiter turns around, it's a man) Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
Hombre Man: Ready.
Hombre Man: Mornin'.
(The Hombre man enters.)
[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]
Ross: ...But a man can change. (Downs a shot)
Man: (confused) What?
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
Hombre Man: (To Joey) You were saying?
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'
ROSS: Man, I sure miss Julie.
CHANDLER: There's the man.
Man: Really? Ive been dealing with Dr. Wells.
JOEY: This man is my God.
Joey: Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
The Man: Bite me, blondie! (The man storms off.)
Monica: My mothers driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. Im happy. (A drunken man approaches.) Im not going to let anything spoil that.
ROSS: OK, tip the man.
Rachel: Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
JOEY: No, I'm alright man. Really.
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
CHAN: Yeah, I'm sorry man.
JOEY: With a man?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Joey: Come on man theres gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
MR. GELLER: I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
Ross: Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Melanie: There is a little child inside this man!
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Joey: No, its not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
ROSS: OK, see ya later, nice meeting you. [man leaves] You're welcome.
MR. GELLER: Of course she would, you're a college man.
CHANDLER: Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
Man: Hey Joey, hi! Im Ray; Im the producer of the show.
(Chandler leans over to fall asleep on the mans shoulder next to him, only the man catches his attempt.)
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
MRS. GELLER: So, who's the mystery man?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
JOEY: Man you are incredible.
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
Joey: Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
EDDIE: What's you point man?
ROSS: Oh man.
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
CHANDLER: I'm sorry man.
Ross: Well let therewhat if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, "You ride this bike or Ill sh Ill shoot you."
Monica: Oh man! I did it again!
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Phoebe: Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it.( She storms out)
RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
GUNTHER: Lemonade? You ok man?
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
JOEY: Hey, is that when you wrote salt water taffy man?
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
(A man carrying a box of bananas walks past them. They stare for a minute and then hobble after him)
CHANDLER: You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. I'll see you man.
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Joey: Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, its a great part. Look, check it out. Im the lead guys best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. Im sorry, that seats saved.
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
Phoebe: Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared. (she looks around) It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man.
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.