words in movies
Joey: You got married to fast.
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Phoebe: Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Ross: Although I was married to her.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Russell: You got married again.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Ross: Hey, I've been married 3 times
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Paul: You two were married?!
Rachel: Good day for married people huh?
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
JANICE: Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married lady now.
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Kristen: Youve been married twice?
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
Ross: When I got married you slept with my sister.
Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when were getting married.
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
"Whenever I get married, guess who wont get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!"
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Rachel: What married?
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.