words in movies
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe..." (gestures with her hand as if someone is covering her mouth and tries to shout "No! No!") You know, it's every girl's dream!
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
David: Phoebe, will you marry me?
Joey: Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! (Runs to his apartment and returns wearing a rather silly hat.) Huh? I wear it like this when I marry you guys, and then this (He tilts it to the side of his head) is for party time.
RACHEL: I know, but it's just it's the first time, and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, that my life is total crap, you know?
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And-and its two of our best friends! Who knows what youre gonna marry!
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Mike: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!
Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. There's no-one else in the world I would ask to marry me... three times. But I wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Monica: Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
Phoebe: Hell yeah! Ill marry you! (She grabs the ring and puts it on.)
Rachel: Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.
Mindy: Yeah... I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him.
Joey: No! No, Im the minister! All right, look-look, put em both on the phone, Ill marry them right now.
Chandler: Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!
Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Joey: No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Mike: I intend to marry her.
Chandler: Helen drinks. (Insincerely) Will you marry me?
Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!
Barry: I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy. I think I'm still in love with you.
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the score board. Someone has a special question to ask. (on the screen there’s written ‘Julie, will you marry me?’ and goes on to show a guy kneeling down in front of a girl holding out a ring to her)
Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, hes gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
Monica: He didnt ask me to marry him.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Monica's gonna marry a millionaire!!!
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
MONICA: Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him. (Rachel glares at her, and she retreats to safety between Richard's legs)
Ross: Please take your time, its an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.
Rachel: As I was saying I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time Im 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this plan!
Ross: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
Ross: (sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...?
Rachel: (To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?
Chandler: Marry me. (Both Ross and Chandler hit him.)
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
Chandler: Will you marry me?
Rachel: Im not gonna marry Chandler!
Ross: You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Chandler: Well, maybe you dont marry this one.
Ross: Chandlers gonna ask Monica to marry him!
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
Monica: Thats right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Rachel: What-what if I marry RossOr Joey?
Rachel: Im gonna marry someone good yknow.
Rachel: Yeah! (Monica gives a sarcastic thumbs up) (Josh leaves) I am soo gonna marry that guy. (looking in her wallet) Ohhh!
Phoebe: We want you to marry her!
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Monica: You cant marry him!
Joey: Why?! Why cant she marry me?!
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Monica: (starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.
Chandler: (To Ross) Marry her.
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Ross: Ma, youre asking me to marry you?
Monica: You cant marry him!
Rachel: Joey asked me marry him.
Monica: Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey?
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Ross: You said youd marry Joey?
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.
Joey: Look, its not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I dont want to hurt her.
Rachel: So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
Dr. Green: You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! Im gonna kill you!!
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
Amy: I’m gonna marry Myron and keep looking for Mr Right.
Ross: Well, do you wanna marry him?
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
Chandler: What did I marry into?
Joey: No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!
Chandler: What did I marry into?
Ross: (to Dr. Green) Hey! I offered to marry her!
Dr. Green: Oh really? Thats how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?
Ross: Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Ross: Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?"
(We see the screen where it says: "Mike will you marry me?" and then we see Phoebe and Mike on the screen. Phoebe stands up and kneels in front of Mike.)
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Chandler: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? (Makes like a gun with his fingers.) Hey, you marry me! (He gives up as Joey, Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross slink in all excited.) Whats going on little elves?
Chandler: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! (To his girlfriend) And you are about to marry a wonderful man! (She stunned and hes horrified.) Hey! Im marrying a dead woman!
Phoebe: Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.