words in movies
Phoebe: Shh! Get me out of here.
Ross: Show me where?
Joey: What?! All rightHey! Dont look at me! Youre the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Phoebe: Dont interrupt me!!
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) Im sorry, I thought maybe Id make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Im telling you, you never gave them to me.
Rachel: Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
Ross: Ugh. Well, were just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there you go up to the roof and you let me in.
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Joey: Well, just shimmy down me and drop!
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
Ross: Do not rush me!!
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Joey: Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics.
Ross: Youve got to be kidding me!
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
Chandler: I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
Joey: Give me a number, I dont want to owe you anything!
Chandler: You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
Chandler: Well that puts me in a difficult position.
Ross: I love when you talk dirty to me.
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! (she tries to snatch the bowl from Joey's hands but she can't, so she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it)
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that wouldve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Ross: Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the "brain transplant," you are going to be her?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Joey: Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.
Rachel: Hes looking at me.
Ross: They dont look any bigger than me!
Joey: Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?
Rachel: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?
Chandler: Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Joey: Me neither.
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
Rachel: I cant. Please, you do it for me.
Chandler: Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?
Rachel: Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Joey: Wait! Terry! WaitLookWait I-I Look, Im really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Joey: Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!
Rachel: Well did you know he was gonna ask me?
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Joey: (To God) Are you kidding me?!
Phoebe: All right, me too. (They go into her room and see that shes sleeping.) Should we wake her up?
Joey: Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)
Rachel: Joey proposed to me.
Rachel: Joey asked me marry him.
Rachel: Uh You didnt propose to me, Chandler didnt propose to me, but Joey did.
Rachel: You didnt propose to me. Joey did.
Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring?
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Rachel: You were gonna propose to me?
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Phoebe: I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.
Monica: That was me.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Joey: No, hit me
Joey: Hit me!
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Joey: Hit me.
Joey: (interrupting) Hit me, hit me.
Joey: (shouts) Hit me! Hit me!
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Joey: You, you want me to help you with that?
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Ross: Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this.
Rachel: (On the phone) Excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too! (Hangs up)
Rachel: Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Chandler: Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
Joey: Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Monica: Excuse me?
Ross: Ma, youre asking me to marry you?
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Monica: That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!
Phoebe: No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.
Phoebe: It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.
Monica: Promise to call me when you land.
Mrs. Green: Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me.