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Monica: I know, but look at me all tan.
Phoebe: (returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Rachel: Oh, well drop and give me ten more!
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Hums While He Pees: Me too! Im sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Ross: (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! Im sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.
Phoebe: Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husbands gonna say that stuff. Now, if youll excuse me
Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!
Chandler: Borrow money from me?
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Joey: I know, Monica told me.
Chandler: Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?
Chandler: Can you people not see me?! (He waves his arms around to get their attention.)
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Chandler: Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Monica: Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
Joey: So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
Joey: Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Monica: Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
Joey: Oh well listen, anyway shes directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Phoebe: Lets see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh But no! No! You cant-you cant hire him, because thatits not professional. Umm, this is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket.)
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Joey: Because they wanted me to audition!
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Monica: Thats right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.
Joey: (smiling) I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died.
Phoebe: Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! (Chandler is frantically trying to wave them off.)
Phoebe: (entering) Hi! It's me. And soup. (to Rachel) Hey, I just saw Josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket.
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
Rachel: Me too!
Chandler: (To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Chandler: Come on, let me see that smile.
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Rachel: I mean maybe you didnt hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Chandler: Ok, you can not do this to me.
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Julie: Thats why you broke up with me?
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Phoebe: Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!
Ross: Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
Ross: Well, oh, Im sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but Im a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?
Monica: (sits next to him) Phoebe, its okay that you dont want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.
RACHEL: OK, Ross, listen to me, I am not yours to save.
Joey: Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?
Joey: Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Rachel: What-what?! Youre gonna leave this person with me?!
Monica: I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! (Gets up and heads for the bathroom as that annoying Gotta-win-at-all-costs-super-competitive thing kicks in again.)
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Joey: (looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
Phoebe: The coins have finally forgiven me!
Joey: You wont boss me around anymore?
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
ROSS: Dad, she won't want to go with me.
Joey: All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesnt mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise youre just an idiot in a box!
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
Phoebe: Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Ross: No, just give me another minute.
Monica: Did you just flick me?
Ross: Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Ross: Eh-whExcuse me?
CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.
Ross: By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. (She glares at him and he quickly makes his way to Phoebes room.)
Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, youre getting me all tingly.
The Woman: Please, cant you help me out?
Joey: Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
Monica: Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I dont want you to get hurt, cause I kinda like you.
CHANDLER: Yes, how 'bout a verse of Killing Me Softly. You're gonna sneeze on my fish, aren't you?
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Phoebe: Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?
Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�
CHAN: Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive?
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Ben: Santa's mad at me.
Joey: Oh. Well good! (To himself) For me. (He picks up a jar of lotion.) What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Ben: Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
Ross: I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Monica: Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.
Phoebe: Oh me too.