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(Rachel lets her anger show too. Hideously embarrassed, the doctors drain their glasses in the vicious pause which follows. The telephone rings, but the girls just glower at each other, silently daring the other to move first. Finally both guys jump up, and Michael wins.)
Monica: Michael.
Written by: Michael Curtis and Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Theodore: You remember her Michael, she's lovely and... well behaved and... single.
Written by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(She exits just as Bonnie comes down the stairs, as bald as Michael Jordan.)
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date with Michael (MICH).]
RACH: Thank you. OK. [dials] [to Michael] Machine. Just waiting for the beep.
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
JOEY: Yeah.� Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
Written by: Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Originally written by Michael Borkow Transcribed by Josh Hodge
Originally written by Michael Curtis and Greg Malins Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Teleplay by: Michael Curtis Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Seth Kirkland Story by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
Written by: Michael Curtis and Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Adam Chase Teleplay by: Michael Curtis & Gregory S. Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Bitsy: The woman you what? (Phoebe overheard what Michael said and now enters the room)
RACHEL: [on phone] Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. [hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket]
Mike's mom: Michael!
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Joey: (to Mike) Hello Michael.
RACH: Ah, hah-hah-hah-ho, yeah, he wishes. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. OK, Michael, let's talk about you.
Originally written by Michael Borkow, Mike Sikowitz & Jeffrey Astrof Transcribed by Joshua Hodge. Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.