words in movies
Phoebe: Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!
Phoebe: Well no, when I get to the point where... you know... I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike... I'm gonna come to you.
Phoebe: Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that.
Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
(Monica opens the door and Mike is standing at the doorway)
Phoebe: What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Mike: Phoebe called me.
Mike: Look, if I wanna see Phoebe and she wants to see...
Monica: (to Mike) This doesn't concern you!!
Mike: Oh! Sorry, I guess I was thrown off by the mention of my name!
Monica: Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend (to Phoebe) and Mike's friend (Mike is sceptical).
(Phoebe and Mike sit next to each other)
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
Mike: (to Phoebe) You look really beautiful.
Mike: Actually I've been playing a lot of love songs lately. I've missed you.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment: Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch]
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Mike: It can't be any harder than this... I mean, If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time... I never would have stopped.
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Mike: Oh, crap!
Mike: My friend Manny. I asked him to keep me away from you.
Mike: And there is Kevin.
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. There's no-one else in the world I would ask to marry me... three times. But I wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Mike: I am Mike.
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Mike: (Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Joey: Mike.
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Joey: MIKE!!!
Mike: Yeah?
Joey: Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
Mike: Well, I'm a lawyer.
Mike: Actually, I just gave up my practice.
Mike: No, I didn't.
Mike: What?!
Mike: Really?
(Phoebe and Mike look at him, and he goes over to the counter.)
Mike: but you did say it
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Ross: (He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?
Mike: Oh.
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
[Scene: Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe.]
Mike: what's up is Phoebe ok?
Mike: Sure (looks confused) who are you?
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Mike: Vicrum?
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
[Scene: Phoebe is sitting with Mike, explaining about Vicrum.]
Mike: what's wrong?
Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross
Mike: Definitely
Mike: uh huh
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Mike: Okay. Do you think maybe sometime I could take you out?
Mike: its Mike Hanagen
Phoebe: (returns) Okay, that was Mike.
Mike: This is nice.
Mike: Don't point your finger at me.
Mike: Is it?
Phoebe: (impatient) I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Mike: Did you uhm...
Mike: ...kiss him?
Mike: You need both hands for that?
Mike: Is this cool, huh?
Mike: It's to my apartment.
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Mike: Well, I might.
Mike: It's never gonna happen again right?
Ross: well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagens I bothered.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
ROSS: Oh, it's fine.� Actually, I, I invited Mike over.
(Phoebe and Mike enter.)
MIKE: Eh, why don't we start with the beer?
RACHEL: Okay.� You too.� And I hope you score.� (to Mike) Bye.
MIKE:� So, you're a paleontologist, right?
RACHEL: Phoebe's Mike?
MIKE: Ah?� (pause)� Do you have one here?
MIKE: Okay.� (pause)
MIKE: Yeah.
MIKE: Bye.
MIKE: Well, yeah.
MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off.
MIKE: Hello?
MIKE: (In the hall, relieved) Oh.
MIKE: Wha . . .?� Go back?� To the "land where time stands still"?
MIKE: Uh, no.� I just left.
MIKE: Hey buddy.
MIKE: I can't do that!
(Mike knocks on Ross's door.� Ross opens it.)
MIKE: Um, can I come back in?
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
[Tag Scene: Central Perk.� Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa.� Ross enters.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Mike is reading from a book.]
PHOEBE: I know.� That was fun.� (She and Mike exit.)
MIKE: (nods) uh-huh.
MIKE: Yeah.
MIKE: No.� Just his mom.
MIKE: It's true.� I did.
MIKE: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild.
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
Mike: What, is he your pet rat?
Mike: Thank you.
Mike: No, no, to test his neck strength.
Mike: Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Mike: Setting rat traps.
Mike: Hey P