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Phoebe: No, I know, this way when I go to the party later Mike will know I am over him cause I'm gonna smell like another guy. (to the shop assistant) Yeah.
Phoebe: Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at "who's more over who"! (at which she walks away)
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Joey: Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Mike: And there is Kevin.
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. There's no-one else in the world I would ask to marry me... three times. But I wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
Mike: No! It's my fault. I keep trying to propose in these stupid ways and all I wanna do is tell you that I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Joey: Mike.
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Mike: I am Mike.
Joey: Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
Mike: Well, I'm a lawyer.
Mike: Actually, I just gave up my practice.
Mike: No, I didn't.
Mike: What?!
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Mike: (Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
Mike: Really?
(Phoebe and Mike look at him, and he goes over to the counter.)
Joey: MIKE!!!
Mike: Yeah?
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
[Scene: Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe.]
Ross: (He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?
Mike: Oh.
Mike: Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong?
Mike: but you did say it
Mike: Vicrum?
Mike: what's up is Phoebe ok?
Mike: Sure (looks confused) who are you?
Mike: that's why she was weird.
[Scene: Phoebe is sitting with Mike, explaining about Vicrum.]
(Monica opens the door and Mike is standing at the doorway)
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Mike: what's wrong?
Mike: Definitely
Mike: uh huh
Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross
Ross: So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?
Phoebe: (returns) Okay, that was Mike.
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Mike: Okay. Do you think maybe sometime I could take you out?
Mike: its Mike Hanagen
Mike: This is nice.
Mike: Is this cool, huh?
Mike: You need both hands for that?
Mike: It's to my apartment.
Mike: Don't point your finger at me.
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Mike: Did you uhm...
Mike: ...kiss him?
Mike: Is it?
Phoebe: (impatient) I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?
Mike: Well, I might.
Ross: well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagens I bothered.
Mike: It's never gonna happen again right?
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Mike: Hey, what are you kidding me?
RACHEL: Phoebe's Mike?
MIKE: Wha . . .?� Go back?� To the "land where time stands still"?
ROSS: Oh, it's fine.� Actually, I, I invited Mike over.
MIKE: Okay.� (pause)
MIKE: Yeah.
MIKE: Bye.
MIKE: (releases a whoosh of air) Ya know, I'm going to take off.
MIKE: Hello?
MIKE: (In the hall, relieved) Oh.
(Phoebe and Mike enter.)
MIKE: Eh, why don't we start with the beer?
RACHEL: Okay.� You too.� And I hope you score.� (to Mike) Bye.
MIKE:� So, you're a paleontologist, right?
MIKE: Ah?� (pause)� Do you have one here?
MIKE: Well, yeah.
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
MIKE: Um, can I come back in?
MIKE: Uh, no.� I just left.
MIKE: Hey buddy.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Mike is reading from a book.]
MIKE: I can't do that!
(Mike knocks on Ross's door.� Ross opens it.)
MIKE: It's true.� I did.
MIKE: Hey.
PHOEBE: I know.� That was fun.� (She and Mike exit.)
MIKE: (nods) uh-huh.
MIKE: Yeah.
MIKE: No.� Just his mom.
[Tag Scene: Central Perk.� Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa.� Ross enters.]
Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild.
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
Mike: What, is he your pet rat?
Mike: Thank you.
Mike: Setting rat traps.
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Mike: No, I think you're sweet.
Mike: Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.