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[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.]
Mike: I'm gonna go. (He kisses Phoebe on the cheek)
Mike: I haven't been home in a couple of days and I need to get some more clothes.
Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.
Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..
Mike: Done it. (Phoebe becomes a little more subdued) I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
Phoebe: Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say "Hell yeah!"
Mike: So we're doing it?
Phoebe: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!
Mike: Yeah!
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch. Phoebe and Mike enters.]
Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Mike: Yes dear.
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Mike: You ready to go?
Mike: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.]
Mike: Well hey, I wanna ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?
Mike: Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever go.
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Mike: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
Mike: At one point near the end she deliberately defecated.....
Mike: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Mike: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
Mike: Trust me, I will never...
Phoebe: Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.
Ross: But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.
Phoebe: I do love Mike.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there.]
Mike: Very cool.
Mike: No but... You don't want to get married either right?
Mike: You wanna get married?
Mike: But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before?
Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!
Mike: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.
Mike: No.
Mike: But I don't want this to end.
Mike: I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff packed up.
Mike: Ok... so...(They hug) Goodbye.
Chandler/Joey/Rachel/Monica: Bye bye Mike!/Cya mike!/Bye mike!/Bye bye now!
PHOEBE: (knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike.� Bye.
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Phoebe: What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Phoebe: Mike?? Who's Mike?
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Mike: Hello?
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
Mike: Hi Phoebe.
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
Mike: We can have any future you want.
Mike: Oh... I'm back!
Phoebe & Mike: Yeah! (they leave)
[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]
(Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk away, sipping their drinks)
Mike: You're ready to play?
(Monica and Mike start to play ping pong. Mike scores)
Mike: I'll play ya!
Mike: Oh, by the way... I'm awesome!!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Mike: Wanna make it more interesting?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
(Mike scores)
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Mike: (doing Monica and mumbling): Serve the ball, chump.
(they continue to play ping pong and then Mike scores, winning the game)
Phoebe: (to Mike) Ok Mike, better come back Mike, better come back.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Phoebe: Mike wins?
Mike: Ok!
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?
Mike: I have a date.
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Mike: Three months.
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
Mike: Oh...
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.
(Mike enters the apartment.)
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Phoebe: (Also gets up and starts taking her purse) Oh my God. Was Mike with him?
Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.
Mike: (boasting) Game, point!
Phoebe: C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]
Mike: I FEEL THE SAME WAY!
Mike: Really?
Mike: Why?
Monica: Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?
Mike: Going go to the bathroom.
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Mike: Great game, huh?
Mike: I'm gonna do this now.
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
Mike: Ready?
Mike: Phoebe, I...
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)
Mike: I love you!
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Mike: Are you serious?
Mike: It does. It feels really good!
Mike: Not necessary.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike enter]
Phoebe (to Mike): Gay, go.
Mike: We’re seriously asking for our money back?
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Mike: Yeah! This feels really good.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
Mike: And "X" is spelled uhm... "Mike Hannigan".
Mike: Lima.
Mike: What?
Mike: No, no, we're here to give the money back.
Mike: Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Phoebe: Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?