words in movies
Monica: Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
Phoebe: Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!
Joey: Seventeen-fourteen Giants... three minutes to go in the third.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Alll right, well call you in a few minutes.
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
SUSIE: Oh, shoot, we gotta go, got a reservation in 30 minutes.
Joey: No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Joey: I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!!
Rachel: Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes (Ross starts kissing her neck) Oh, all right, well it's not like I'm employee of the year or anything. (they fall onto the couch)
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
MNCA: [to Chandler] Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.
Joey: Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with it.
CHANDLER: Oh no no no no, no no no no no no, you see, what I had planned shouldn't take more that 2, 3 minutes tops.
Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! Hes complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)
Monica: Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!
Phoebe: Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes.
Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!" I mean, it is so annoying.
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
Ross: What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...
Joey: You damn right I am, I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.
MONICA: No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?
Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes.
JANITOR: Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.
Phoebe: Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?!
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Ross: Come on Rach, you dont have what, ten minutes?
Ross: What? (to Sophie) Sophie, does she have ten minutes?
Monica: Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married.
Joanna: (kisses him) Ill be back in ten minutes. (Starts to leave)
Ross: (on phone) Okay, Andr� should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. (to Phoebe) Just easier that way.
Joey: Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
Chandler: Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago.
Monica: I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.
Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
Monica: Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes Im gonna be saying (He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically.)
Monica: Ill meet you there in two minutes.
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one.
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Chandler: Yeah, for about 30 minutes.
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
Kathy: I'm sorry, it's just this Ernie Cofax thing on in a few minutes I wanted to watch.
Ross: 2 hours, 27 minutes.
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
PHOEBE: About 20 minutes. CLOSING CREDITS
Monica: The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.
Phoebe: Oh yeah it is! Im going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Rachel: I dont have ten minutes!!
Monica: Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victorias Secret catalogues, not a gym!
Monica: Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.
Chandler: Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 8:00.
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
Chandler: Extremely allergic, okay? If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes, my throat will just close up!
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Ross: In-in three minutes.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Ross: Not for the next few minutes.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
CHANDLER: This is nuts. This is crazy. She came over for like two minutes, dropped off a fish tank, and left, end of story.
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
Mr. Waltham: (drunkenly) The next tour of the wine cellar will plan in two in-in minutes
The Salesman: (Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, Im sorry, you havent said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
Rachel: Well, were a little early, the lecture doesnt end for 15 minutes.
Phoebe: Five minutes ago, a line like that wouldve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.
Phoebe: Where is everyone? They�re forty minutes late.
Ross: Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Rachel: Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.
Chandler: Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. (Monica smiles at that.)
Ross: Yeah, but we-we have to be at the Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes and then yknow, then The Plaza for dinner.
Rachel: Oh, I have to pee. If I dont come out in five minutes its because Ive choked to death on the potpourri stink. (Goes into the bathroom.)
Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
Monica: Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!