words in movies
Ursula: Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye. (Starts to walk again.)
Girl: Why dont you look in the mirror, scrud.
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's room, Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror.]
Chandler: Are you sure you weren't (pause) looking at your hands in a mirror?
Monica: (again, lying) Im gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.
Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.
MONICA: A mirror?
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
(She turns and looks in the mirror, and its way, way over done. She looks like she has two black eyes.)
[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.]
[Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirror]
(Ross wears the jackets and look at himself in the mirror)
Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks in the mirror and sees that she still has her mustache and groans.)
(Rachel comes out from their apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands)
Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Monica: Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
(Ross points out Rachel to Chandler and goes over to talk to her. Rachel is checking out her nose in her compact mirror.)
(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to Rachel's room.)
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Phoebe: A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman.
Phoebe: Good. (After he leaves, she puts on Joey's gladiator helmet and checks herself out in the mirror) I should really start wearing hats!
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Joshua: Huh. (She starts brushing the lint off and checking him out in the mirror.) Yeah?
Chandler: Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror... as he is me!
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
(Trying on a hat and talking to his own reflection in the mirror)
Monica: Thats right! Maybe its time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady old lady lady!
Phoebe: This is fashion?! (Grabs the coat from Rachel.) Okay, so to you, death is fashion?! That's really funny. (She puts the coat on and starts to model it.) Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, y'know, cutting edge hairy carcass from y'know, the steal traps of wintry Russia. I mean, you really thing this looks good? (Sees herself in the mirror.) 'Cause I do.
RTST: It's like I'm lookin' in a mirror. Anyway, they're called "fishtachios". They taste exactly like pistachios, but they're made primarily of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one. You're not allergic to anything, are you?
Rachel: If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look at a mirror?
PHOEBE: Yeah? Are you sure, really. [She picks up a mirror and sees the white splotches all over her face.]
JOEY: [uses a dentist mirror to see] Naa, she's lyin'.