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Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Monica: Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.
Chandler: No! We're not borrowing money.
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Joey: Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake.
Monica: But Chandler lent you money!
Chandler: Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.
Chandler (Stands up and walks to Joey): Listen...this is really nice. Do you... (sees his chequebook) Did you write a cheque to Monica for two thousand dollars? Did Monica borrow money from you?
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Joey: Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money problems, it was for something for her.
Monica: Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.
Monica: Does he not make enough money?
Chandler: (sigh)... And where's this money coming from? (gives money to Joey)
Phoebe: Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!
RACHEL: Ok, so let's talk money.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and Im sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Chandler: But you already gave all your money to charity!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
Chandler: (finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d' his money, but he isn't there anymore)
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
ROSS: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
Phoebe: But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
JOEY: He paid a lot of money for it.
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
RACHEL: Time is money my friend?
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
Joey: Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it.
Phoebe: Fine! Ill call Zurich and move some money around.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Phoebe: No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
(Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.)
Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
Rachel: (to Ross): So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Leslie: What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Phoebe: Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.
Phoebe: You didn't get the money, did you?
ROSS: I, I just never think of money as an issue.
Ross: (looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
Phoebe: I'll have one, please. Plus my money.
Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Phoebe: But Mon, you have to get our money!
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Chandler: Stupid, useless Canadian money!
Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
Monica: Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]
Chandler: Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go.
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Phoebe: Wait, you can't take the money out.
Phoebe: Well, we didnt have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.
Rachel: Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors wont open) Im out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
JOEY: I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Ross: Yeah, I want my money back.
Phoebe: I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.
Joey: Oh, heres where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in tow.)
JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Chandler: Isn't that Ross's money?
Monica: Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Phoebe: But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.
Joey: Uh, (counts the money) wow, 700.
Ross: And now you want that money back.
Monica: Yeah. I guess. (She puts more money in the bucket.)
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.