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Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
Chandler: Isn't that Ross's money?
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Stanley: It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Chandler: But you already gave all your money to charity!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Chandler: (finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d' his money, but he isn't there anymore)
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
Phoebe: But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?
ROSS: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
RACHEL: Time is money my friend?
JOEY: He paid a lot of money for it.
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Phoebe: Fine! Ill call Zurich and move some money around.
Phoebe: No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Joey: Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it.
(Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.)
Rachel: (to Ross): So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Phoebe: Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Phoebe: I'll have one, please. Plus my money.
ROSS: I, I just never think of money as an issue.
Leslie: What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
Ross: (looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was Monica here?
Chandler: Stupid, useless Canadian money!
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Phoebe: You didn't get the money, did you?
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!
Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...
Phoebe: But Mon, you have to get our money!
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Phoebe: Wait, you can't take the money out.
Monica: Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie.]
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Phoebe: Well, we didnt have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
Chandler: Oh, okay. (Hands her the money.) Here you go.
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors wont open) Im out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Joey: Oh, heres where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in tow.)
JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
Phoebe: I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.
JOEY: I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Rachel: Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.
Monica: Oh yeah right! (She grabs the money and shoves into her pocket.)
Ross: Yeah, I want my money back.
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Joey: And you don't a little good about donating the money?
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Phoebe: But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor.
Ross: And now you want that money back.
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
Monica: Yeah. I guess. (She puts more money in the bucket.)
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
Joey: Uh, (counts the money) wow, 700.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Chandler: Wow, this is serious. Ive never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.
Chandler: So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.
Phoebe: (no accent) Uhm... Okay, well, allright, uhm... Originally I'm from upstate, but uhm... then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison, so... I just moved to the city where uhm... I actually lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while... (frowns are received) which was okay, that was okay, until uhm... I got hepatitis, you know, 'cause this pimp spit in my mouth and... but I... I got over it and uhm... anyway, now I'm uhm... a freelance massage therapist, uhm... which, you know, isn't always steady money but at least I don't pay taxes, huh... (everyone in the room finds it a bit surreal, which Phoebe realises and starts to talk in the accent again) So... where does everyone summer?
Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it!
Chandler: Here you go. (Hands her the money.) Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
Rachel: But! Dont you have to give him his money back?
Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.
Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldnt take it.