words in movies
Chandler: (sigh)... And where's this money coming from? (gives money to Joey)
Phoebe: Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!
Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Monica: Does he not make enough money?
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, lets go see Monica!
Monica: But Chandler lent you money!
Joey: Thank you, but it would take me forever to pay you that money back and I dont want that hanging over my head. Okay? Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in I can get all the free operations I want! Yeah, Im thinking Ill probably start with that laser eye surgery too.
Joey: Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money problems, it was for something for her.
Frank: No, its okay. Were-were gonna have three kids! And thats-thats a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
[Chandler can't find his money in the pocket. In the meantime, another couple shows up, and Chandler turns away to look for his money]
Phoebe: 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
Ross: So, you gals wanna hand over your money now? That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing.
Boy in the Cape: Id rather have the money.
Chandler: That is a great idea! And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money!?
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Joey: No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway (Shakes his hands.)
Chandler: Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money.
Joey: If you want, Ill sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Rachel: Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?
Joey: I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I cant take care of myself. Okay? Look, Im not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that Im gonna miss is you. And now the dog.
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
Chandler: If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?
PHOEBE: We just have to really, really, really, not let stuff like money get--is that a hickey?
Phoebe: I know. Then, Im gonna marry Chandler for the money and youll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Rachel: Wait, but theres no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
Joey: Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does.
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
Jill: That he wouldnt pay for my lawyer! Then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter hes actually proud off.
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey, I was pretty close. (She just glares at him.) Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I cant buy the boat, I dont have any money.
Monica: I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Chandler: No! We're not borrowing money.
Chandler: And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it downlet's write it down!
Phoebe: So was it a lot more money?
Joey: Did you get your money back?
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Chandler: Y'know, I wouldve bet good money that hed be the first one of us to get married.
Joey: Here, I got five, I got five. (Ross takes the money)
Ross: Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Joey: Really? Cause I could kinda use the money.
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.
Monica: Because I need the money, and I thought that itd be a great way to get rid of that last little schmidgen of self-respect.
RACHEL: Ok, so let's talk money.
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and Im sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Chandler: But you already gave all your money to charity!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
[Phoebe, Ross, Rachel, Chandler exchange money again.]
Chandler: (finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d' his money, but he isn't there anymore)
[Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and Rachel all exchange money.]
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
ROSS: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
Phoebe: No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
Phoebe: But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
Phoebe: Fine! Ill call Zurich and move some money around.
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
JOEY: He paid a lot of money for it.
RACHEL: Time is money my friend?
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Joey: Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it.
(Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.)
[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money. Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage.]
ROSS: Yeah, yeah I mean, you get your money and you learn a little something, what's wrong with that?
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Phoebe: Alright, here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
ROSS: So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Rachel: (to Ross): So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends.
Phoebe: Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! Yknow its bad enough thatOw! Oh, you have got to be kidding!
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Rachel: Oh thats all right! Yknow, I ended up having a really good time. Yknow, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.
Leslie: What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.
ROSS: I, I just never think of money as an issue.