words in movies
Monica: Really?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Monica: All right? Whats going on?
Monica: Its wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.
Monica: Joey!
Rachel: Wow, y'know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune! (Monica is straddling Rachel and holding her arms down. In a rather risqu� pose, at least for primetime TV.)
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
Monica: Yknow, the possible side affects.
Monica: Phoebe, Im engaged!
The Cute Guy: (To Monica) Hi!
Monica: Really? (Looks.) My God, hes really cute.
Monica: Yeah, he used to have this recurring nightmare, just really freaked him out.
Monica: Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)
Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. (She points to the right side of her torso.)
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, shes cooking as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: And did he?
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?
Monica: "Delta Dawn"
Monica: Its Hexadrin.
Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking.]
Monica: Why?
Monica: Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.
Monica: Your mother told you this?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
Monica: You gotta help me out here Pheebs.
Monica: Shut up!! It just got interesting!
Monica: My dad told me. They play golf together.
Chandler: (imitating Monica) Oh, and you know whose knowledge of her ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!
Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica.]
Monica: Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]
Monica: Really?
Monica: Even with me?
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
Monica: What was it for?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
Monica: Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.
Monica: Uh I really dont know what to tell you Rach, I really dont. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem.
Monica: So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?
Monica: Wow!
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Joey: (to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me!
Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: Ross, shes 25 years old.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Okay. Sorry. (She goes into the guest bedroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is entering.]
Rachel and Monica: Hey!
Monica: Thats what you say about porn.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monicas shower.]
Monica: Plus, everyones gonna see your thing. (Giggles.)
Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"
Rachel: Ooh great! Very Monica.
Monica: Just, I love you so much. Just Its just sometimes it bothers me that Im never gonna have that feeling. Yknow when you meet someone for the first time and its new and exciting? Yknow that rush?
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Monica: They just gonna love you, just be yourself.
Monica: Oh boy me too!
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Monica: (To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.
Monica: Wafer thin ice!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she shouldve done. Ross and Phoebe are watching.]
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Monica: Oh, yknow what, I cant, it really kills.
Monica: Okay, lets do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
Monica: But you told them you werent?
Monica: But you are?
Monica: So to get this part you cant be?
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Monica: Unless!
(They all say to Monica, clink their glasses, and drink.)
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (To Phoebe, after Monicas gone) We have to get her a present?!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Chandler: Its okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
Monica: 'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
(Monica and Ross push to the front)
Monica: Toothpick?
[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]
Monica: And?
Monica: Joey!
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.