words in movies
Monica: (entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look whos here!
Monica: Oh, Aunt Liddys coming? That means we get five dollars each!
Phoebe: (To Monica) Oh and I need to talk to you.
Monica: About what?
Monica: Isnt she beautiful?
Mr. Geller: Well of course Ben, I meant my first granddaughter. (To Monica, mouths) Wow.
Joey: (laughs) Now lets not get carried away. (He walks away as Monica comes over and hugs Chandler from behind.)
Monica: I want a baby.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Monica: Deal!
Chandler: Hello sir, you know Monica.
[Scene: The Janitors Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.]
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Monica: It wasnt fun?!
Chandler: (To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were animals who do it whenever we want.
Monica: The truth is, Dad, were-were trying.
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Monica: Well, thats okay dad, we-we can wait until later.
Monica: Daddy?!
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: I dont feel good right now.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Well, nows a good time. Im on my way to have my ears cut off.
Monica: What?
Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!
Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)
Monica: You cant marry him!
Monica: Well do you love him?
Monica: Sure?
Monica: Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey?
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Monica: (walking by with Chandler.) Hey dad!
Monica: Ohh, fun!
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Monica: And you're not gonna do that.
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Monica: (quietly) Hi!
Monica: We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is opening the door.]
Monica: You are?
Monica: Okay.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Monica: Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
(Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Okay, great!
(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Monica: The fake kind!
Monica: Well it didn't!
Monica: Chandler! (Motions for him to come outside.)
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. She's almost crying) okay, right. (They hug)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.]
Monica: Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.
MONICA: I don't have her number, butt-munch.
Monica: How?
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Monica: Just go over and say hi.
(Monica obeys.)
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)
Monica: (upon seeing Rachel she points) Oh.
Monica: Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose!
Monica: Hey, Danny!
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: I thought there wasn't a ball?
Joey: (still with his door wedged in the door gap, now opens his eyes wide and stares at Monica and Chandler as he did with Ross earlier in the hall) Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible.
Monica: What?! What is it?
Monica: God, I feel so guilty about Ross.
Monica: I'm sorry! It wasn't your whole toe!
Monica: Chandler, I said I was sorry.
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
Monica: Chandler! (Follows him out.)
Monica: What?
Chandler: Look, Monica
Monica: You love me!
Monica: Yes, you did!
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Monica: Yeah!
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Monica: I like them a lot.
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
Monica: Joey!
Monica: We are! Help us!
Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
Monica: Hey, Phoebe!
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Joey: All right! But, (To Monica) you do it with me once.
MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
Monica: Thats very funny!
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Monica: Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]
Monica: Ohh, Please?! Im a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!
(They start to go into Monica and Rachels, their apartment is filled with all of the old Christmas trees from Joeys work.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.]
Monica: We're so sorry.
Monica: You're not gonna be phased out!
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Monica: Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.
[Scene: Monicas, Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other.]
Monica: Bye Dan!
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Monica: I know.
Monica: Ross, are you okay?
Monica: Why?!
Monica: A pill?
Monica: This is so great! And Im gonna be your babys aunt!
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
[Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]
The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question.
Monica: Feeling a little better sweetie?
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Monica: Yeah, no, me neither.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Oh no!
Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that!
Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica.
Monica: Yes it's true.
Rachel: Monica, is this true?