words in movies
[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]
PHOEBE: I can see that, 'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. MONICA: And the fact that they're both monkeys.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are at the couch.]
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]
[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
MONICA: Excellent!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
MONICA: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neuro-surgeon.
MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]
MONICA: Ross, there he is.
ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
MONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
MONICA: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
MONICA: Rachel, he like, totally changed time.
MONICA: Oh, yeah.
MONICA: He could hear me.
MONICA: Oh Rachel don't, don't you dare, don't, don't. Tell him I cook.
[back to Rachel and Monica]
MONICA: So what'd he say?
MONICA: Well, thanks anyway.
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
MONICA: What did you say?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are upset with each other. Phoebe is mediating.]
RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...
MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.
MONICA: You sold me out.
MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.
RACHEL: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]
MONICA: Did you just flick me?
RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
MONICA: Quit flicking [flicks]
MONICA: You flicked me first.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.
MONICA: Uh-huh.
MONICA: OK.
MONICA: Yes.
MONICA: Fine,
[Scene: Monica and Van Damme are walking down the street.]
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
MONICA: Say you're sorry.
MONICA: Say it.
[Monica grabs Rachel by the sweater. Rachel squirms out of it]
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
MONICA: Say you're sorry.
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
MONICA: You don't have the guts.
[Monica pulls a thread on Rachel's sweater and Rachel dumps the tomato sauce in Monica's purse]
[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]
MONICA: I'll help you fix your sweater.
MONICA: I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.
MONICA: I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves [pulls Rachel's gloves out of her purse]
[Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]
VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.
MONICA: Well, bye for me too. [kisses him]
MONICA: OK.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.
MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.
Monica: Megan!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Monica: I am loud!
Megan: Monica!
Monica: You came?!
Monica: Oh my God! Its like one mind.
Monica: This is my dress!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: How much?
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Rachel and Monica: Ah, yeah!
Monica: This is the most special day of our lives.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
(Monica comes out with her cordless phone.)
Monica: You do?!
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Monica: You thought about that?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Monica: Oh good.
Monica: No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Monica: Uh-huh, yeah.
Monica: Oh, I already have one.
Monica: Hey, I know I what I want!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: What?
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Whats wrong Phoebe?
Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Monica: Bing's weird.
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!
Monica: All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.
(Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Monica: It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Monica: (entering) Chandler is such an idiot!
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Monica and Phoebe: Oh, thats great!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
Monica: All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.
Monica: My boyfriend really does have good taste!
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Oooh!
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
Monica: Still get a discount on wedding dresses?
Monica: Sure, I love this part! (Starts to look busy.)
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (To Chandler) Hey sweetie.
Monica: Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.
Phoebe: (To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: Oh my God. He threw up?
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: Ross!
Phoebe: Im really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two (Points to Monica and Joey) actually had hooked up.