words in movies
Monica: (looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
Chandler: Because its flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandlers sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Chandler: (whispering) Monica!
Monica: Shes sleeping.
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) Im sorry, I thought maybe Id make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
Monica: With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Monica: Okay that does sound like fun.
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is entering with a mug.]
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? Im sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake.]
Monica: Are you still awake?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica.]
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Chandler: (turning the light back on) Monica?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Okay. Okay, Im ready. Come on big fella!
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Monica: Okay, Im up! Im up!
The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, dont wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and Ill get the furniture polish!
Joey: All right, all right, all right. (Starts to leave, stops, and turns around) I mean Ill have to check with him first, but Ill think hell be cool with it. (Monica shoos him out.)
Monica: (hearing that) Thats it big girl! (Hits Janine in the butt with the garbage bag) Come on!
Ross: (entering with Monica in tow) Hey!
Monica: (closing the fridge in disgust) Shoot! Were out of soda.
MONICA: You look fabulous honey, you really do.
Monica: Welcome to our side of the tunnel.
JOEY: Hey Monica, why are we watchin' the business channel?
Monica: That is never good.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler]
Monica: Couldn't you just stay like this forever? (His eyes snap open.) Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?
Rachel and Monica: Nooo!
Monica: She has to know that your not ready.
Doug: Come on honey, let's go drink our body weight. (They walk off leaving Chandler and Monica alone.)
Monica: Honey, we have been through this before!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross is acting nervous]
RACHEL: OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]
Monica: (going through her pockets) No... (to Chandler and Phoebe) Either of you girls got a quarter?
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Monica: See, now this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
Ross: There was no song. (to Monica) There was no song!
Monica: '....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '
Monica: Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.
Monica: Wasn't there a little song?
Monica: (singing) 'I am Bea.'
MONICA: Hey, I've come to terms with it, you have to too.
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Monica: So, Chandler, whos on your list?
Joey: Hey, Monica, who would yours be?
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.
Phoebe: This is Monica.
(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Monica: Thats a little more than I wanted to see.
Monica: Why, whats wrong with my bathroom floor?
Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
Monica: If you want, I'll do it.
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Monica: Richard's living room, drinking wine.
Monica: Really, is he a swimmer?
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)
Monica: I just asked you.
Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! (holds it close to Ross) What do I do with this?
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
Monica: Whats the matter?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
Monica: Well, it was good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
Monica: Congratulations, I think youve found the worlds thinnest argument.
Monica: That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?
Monica: ...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
Monica: And who laminated it?
Monica: This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
Monica and Rachel: What?!!
Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Monica: What?
Monica: Hi.
[Scene: the hallway, Monica is coming up the stairs.]
Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate?
Monica: Hes so cute.
Monica: Got me.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom.]
MONICA: No, I just, I fell down.
Monica: I know.
Monica: Thanks.
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Monica: Aww, not right now.
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Monica: Oh, thatd be great.
Monica: Hi, again.
Monica: You want some help with that?
Monica: Whoa! Are you okay?
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
Monica: Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: So?!
Monica: Pheebs?
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Monica: Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!
Monica: What?
Monica: Wheres your bed?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: Everybody knows!
Monica: What?!?!
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
MONICA: [her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?
[Scene: Monicas, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Monica: I love you, too.
Monica: Phoebe moved out.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Well, I think so.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone exept Monica is there.]
Monica: I got offered the head chef job at Allesandros.
MONICA: Duh-huh!