words in movies
Monica: (looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
Chandler: Because its flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandlers sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Chandler: (whispering) Monica!
Monica: Shes sleeping.
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) Im sorry, I thought maybe Id make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
Monica: With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Monica: Okay that does sound like fun.
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is entering with a mug.]
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? Im sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake.]
Monica: Are you still awake?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica.]
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Chandler: (turning the light back on) Monica?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Okay. Okay, Im ready. Come on big fella!
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Monica: Okay, Im up! Im up!
The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, dont wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and Ill get the furniture polish!
Monica: Honey?
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Monica: It's kind of a package deal!
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Monica: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandlers new vows.]
Monica: We're all sorry... (They have a group hug)
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]
Monica: Ok, you got it!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Monica: Phoebe, where's your purse?
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Monica: Give it to me!
Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!
Monica: And now your cell.
Monica: This is your cellphone?
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
Monica: Phoebe come here
Monica: Haha!
Monica: I'll go in there.
Monica: This is your current cellphone?
Monica: Haha!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Enter Monica]
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: Who's that? (goes to open door)
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Monica: Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!
Monica: I've been pretty good!
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Joey: It's Monica, ok?
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Monica: Huh, and no cuddling.
Ross: (He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this. (Monica turns her head in shame.)
(Monica is getting up from the couch)
Monica: Excuse me?
Monica: Great. So the ball is in his court?
Monica: You didn't hear the speech!
Monica: Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!
Monica: You're... weird!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
Monica: Damn it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Monica: And I blame you too.
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
(Chandler and Monica go open the door)
Monica: So, did you know Ross well?
Monica: I look like a man??
Monica: You are married though.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]
Monica: Ok.
Monica: And what else is it not?
Monica: But ehm...what is it not?
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: (yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen]
Monica: (smiling)That was a good day!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Rachel: (to Monica)What's going on?
Ross: (to Monica)Think he washed his hands?
Monica: Alright, who wants to do it?
Monica: Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!
Monica: Ok, hey Rach?
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Chandler, sense the tone!!
Monica: I'm sorry, idea time is over.
Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
Monica: Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
Monica: Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!
Monica: There's the man I married!!
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Monica: Come on, lottery!! (everybody cheers)