words in movies
Monica: (looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?
Monica: Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
Chandler: Because its flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, Monica is sleeping and Chandlers sitting in bed, wide awake.]
Chandler: (whispering) Monica!
Monica: Shes sleeping.
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What?! (Monica kicks him in the shin.) Ow! (He gets out of bed and heads into the living room.)
Ross: Rachel!! Monica!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]
Chandler: Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) Im sorry, I thought maybe Id make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.
Monica: With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Monica: Okay that does sound like fun.
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is entering with a mug.]
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Monica: Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? Im sorry. Here. (Hands the mug of milk to him.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake.]
Monica: Are you still awake?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica.]
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Monica: Nooo! No, thats not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! (She turns out the light to go back to sleep.)
Chandler: (turning the light back on) Monica?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Okay. Okay, Im ready. Come on big fella!
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Monica: Okay, Im up! Im up!
The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, dont wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and Ill get the furniture polish!
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: Nope, shes perfect.
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Monica: I dont think theres anything.
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
Monica: (on phone) Whats up?
Monica: Oh, put him on!
Monica: Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? (They look hopeful)
Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Monica: Im not talking to her!
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Monica: What?!
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)
Monica: Because its my apartment!
Rachel: Great! Monicas moving!
Monica: Wouldnt you be?
Monica: No Phoebe I am mad!
Monica: (entering) I am not!
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating some Chinese food.]
Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Monica: Really?
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Rosss apartment) Is that your sister?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes. Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group.]
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Bye.
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: She really left.
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
[Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.]
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
Monica: Oh, So you can move them!
[Monica enters]
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.
MONICA: It's gonna be ok. Ryan's been under water. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?
Monica: We'll see.
Monica:: Im very, very drunk right now.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Monica: Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
Monica: I dont know sweetie.
Monica: Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?
Monica: Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots dont really go with it.
Monica: This doesnt feel weird!
Monica: What?!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
[Monica tries to come in]
Monica: Naked?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
Monica: (Looks at her nails) Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put (realises) Oh my God! Its in the quiche! Oh My God!
Monica: That's so gross!
Monica: Of course!
Monica: Why is everything different?
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Monica: It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Monica: Hey guys.