words in movies
Monica: Would you stop staring at her?
Monica: What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Joey: Fine. (looks around, then focuses on Monica)
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
(door knock, Monica enters)
Monica: Hey Rach!
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Rachel: Yeah I am, I am! Oh, but first of all, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleage and more importantly my wonderful friend Gavin Mitchelle.
Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
Monica: You were just being so nice to him!
Monica: Right there! That was so fake!
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: Does he?
Monica: Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Monica: Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)
Monica: Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!
Monica: So this is what a stroke feels like.
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up (Gavin shows up at the balcony windows).
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
(Monica goes back inside)
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
Rachel: Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Monica: Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
Monica: All right, I'll try not to.
Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
Monica: Oh.
Monica: No, I really, really do.
Monica: Really!
Monica: You're not just saying that are you?
(Monica answers the door)
Monica: I think so.
Monica: Was he crying?
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
Monica: (entering) Hi.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is dusting. She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again. Monica bursts in, obviously drunk.]
Monica: Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Monica: What if they dont?
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Monica: Huh?
Monica: So, should I call him back?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
RACHEL and MONICA: One two three. [Rachel picks rock, Monica picks scissors]
Monica: Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel.
Monica: I called him.
Monica: You dont think that umm, (reading) "The chefs Mahi Mahi was awful awful," is bad press?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.]
Monica: It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle.
Monica: Well, who's voice was that?
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Monica: Okay. That was her right?
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Monica: Did you go home and change?
Monica: Okay, fine. (runs to her room)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Monica: Not any more!
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Monica: Noooo!!!!
Monica: Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!
Monica: I don't know!
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
MONICA: Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
MONICA: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!
Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
Monica: The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag.
Monica: Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?
MONICA: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Monica: You're gonna what?
Monica: I just dont think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.
Monica: Joey, this is you!
Monica: Y'know if its any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)
Phoebe: Thank you, Monica.
Monica: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
Monica: No! Listen, Im not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you cant blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Lets just call this, tie score and its halftime.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]
Monica: Really? Why?
Monica: What?
Monica: Sperm.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.]
Monica: To the bank.
Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really...
Photographer: Now why dont we get a shot of just Monica and the bloody soldier.
MONICA: Well, what made you make the exception for me?
RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!